Five word thread! (StoryLine)

so ofcourse it's a he

 

or maybe its a she

 

i don't really know but

 

i think its a demigod

 

or maybe it's a hermaphrodite

 

4º wall breaking: hes google

 

but why do i care?

 

caring is not my priority

 

but you know what is?

 

no i do not. tell!!

 

i talk to myself sometimes

 

i know. i am you

 

yes. you are me and

 

I'm going to reset the spam between you two..
Cough it's supposed to be a storyline, not a conversation between each other :/

Once upon a time, in

 

the great realm of giant

 

a young boy called red

 

set out on a journey

 

to pallet town in pokemon

 

where he would meet his

 

own demise as he accidentally