Genies!

Aww

 

I dont know why yall are going to a genie anyway, id rather deal with a djin, less likely to get turned into a inanimate object after all your wishes are granted... XD

 

they are the same thing, just different names depending on area of the world

 

no a djin is more of a demon granting wishes than the oh so popular genie (I think genie might just be a bad translation from djin) but as far as I remember a genie was like a lesser demon where as a djin are more so the "satan" type, granting wishes that will cause strife and sin to be brought into the world.

im saying id rather be manipulated and get what I want than be turned into a pebble with unlimited power XD

 

Hmm.
Then ill wish for that i can grant my own wishes[DOUBLEPOST=1437340083][/DOUBLEPOST]When i hear djin i think of the anime Magi: Kingdom of Magic XD

 

still bypasses, so invalid

 

Umm
i wish for the genie to be my servent forever then XD

 

That's another waste of a wish.. even if the genie has to "serve" you, you still only get a max of 3 wishes granted, after which the genie would basically be no different than a common slave.

Stop wasting your wishes trying to get more wishes and just make some actual wishes

 

If the genie will only grant me three wishes then i wish for infinite genies that are copies of the one offering me wishes. Check and mate good sirs.

 

Indirect way of gaining wishes.

 

No, its a direct way of getting genies.

But if you're going to be like that

Wish 1: The power to dictate the rules governing wishes
Wish 2: Infinite wishes[DOUBLEPOST=1437383806][/DOUBLEPOST]Actually for safety put "That wish-granting entities be required to interpret all wishes in accordance with the intent of the wisher" as wish number 1

 

I've already set the new rules for the thread:

So thanks to rule 4 you get no wishes at all for trying to change the rules

 

I wish for the power to instantly give myself everything I desire.

It's only a single wish for a power, not overly complicated, doesn't directly or indirectly circumvent any of the other rules as no other wishes are involved.

 

Please

Immortality;
telekinesis;
And the ability to create anything with my mind. (must be real e.g. money)

 

Just for fun:

The power to banish people into the TV show they just wont stop talking about
The ability to control where any news anchor is looking while they talk
The ability to alter any coefficients of friction at will during sporting events

 

Errm then i would
I would wish for an Infinite amount of every currency.
Immorality
For the Genie to be free

 

All money would be useless then.

 

i wish that u would stop tlaking about this because no genies are gonna come at you xD (fun pooper right here xD)

 

Without breaking any rules this time, i would wish for:
the power to punch people over the internet
infinite whatever you care to name
whatever you want
you can tell which one i put thought into

 

Time to restart the thread in the way it was intended.

1: I wish that every hospital has defibs like they exist in shooters. (You know, the ones that can even heal a person that is filled with bullet holes.)

2: I wish that Fusion energy has been optimised and ready for use.

3: As last I wish I had my own room to put all my PC stuff in.