How to get banned

Banned for being a typical internet forum moderator.

 

Banned for hating on the internet

 

Banned for not respecting people’s right to hate whoever they want.

 

Banned for not being a chicken...

 

Banned for simply being lucid.

 

Banned for being well-known

 

There was a time I was well known. Now it's just a title...

Banned for making me have a sentimental backstory

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Banned for having emotions

 

Banned for being bad

 

Banned for creating this thread =

 

Banned for banning me for reasons I have already been banned for.

 

Banned for not being sal

 

Banned for bringing world Peace...... 7904

 

Banned for banning me for not being trash

 

Banned for insulting me

 

Banned for being Insulted

 

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Stop! You have violated the law! Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence! Your stolen goods are now forfeit.

 

Fus Ro Dah!!!
You have been banned for upholding the law!

 

Banned for not upholding the law