King of the hill forum game

still got half a plate from last time

 

Haven't they gone stale yet?

 

nah, because science! and minecraft logic!

 

Hunger Overhaul is gonna meet you somewhen with your milk and cookies

 

ill just setup some minechem and make some starch, hunger overhaul doesnt affect starch
starch-cookies ftw!

 

:O hax

 

I move your bunker with you away using carriage engines and then I move the hill high enough so you can't reach it. Then I make tnt factory that will keep dropping those tnts below the hill so no one can survive under it.

My Hill

 

alven why r u so rude?

 

I have always wanted to have flying hill bombing everything under it

 

r00t.

 

What do you mean by saying "root"?

 

Probly rude
anyway u guys can be fight over ur flying hill, im still here in my obsidian castle on the real hill eating my starch filled cookies
Our Hills (sorta)

 

I use a diamond pickaxe with efficient 666 to decimate your entire obsidian castle and leave a cat to defend that forgotten hill to never be used again.

Only one hill left! Alven's Hill

I then jump off a huge noob tower and elytra my way onto your floating hill and help protect against the evil coolgi!

Alven's Hill protected by raining TNT and a wild profrags

 

kills you while you're on your way, and uses draconic portal to move the TNT away, my hill dangit, and this is minecraft 1.8, cuz 1.9 removed all the fun from PVP, so you fall off the huge noob tower and die!

 

Draconic evolution hasn't released in version 1.8 which means that you never made a draconic portal! YOU KILLED WHO? I don't remember you getting time travel since this is minecraft 1.8 which means you never actually killed me, I just made you believe you did by using a fake dummy like you.

Edit: please no hurt me, I fan chugga!11

 

Ooohhhhh get wrecked!!!!!
Lmao

 

Takes the seat of God


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I heard my name... wut

 

I push you off the seat, and take place myself.
My Hill.

 

Invites fellow minecrafters for a party to the hill and places a whoopee cushion on the throne while you were in the restroom. The rest is history.
Takes the throne and installs a sound cancellation device on it.

My Hill

 

I take a stool and call it the seat of God

My Hill

The previous seat was rigged to explode if someone but me sat in it