You find that there is a sentient species on that plantet, and they capture you and run secret government experiments on you in their equivalent of Area 51. Then I claim the hill disguised as one of the natives of that planet. (I survived earth being destroyed because I flew away in a spaceship at the last minute) My Hill
I dramatically run after the mothership as it flies away and jump through the air at the last second to land on top of it all the while screaming "I... WILL... KEEP... MY... SIGNATURE!" Then I tear open a hole in the side of the ship and systematically take it over throwing Rohen and all of his alien crew out the tractor beam hole. As I fly away with the ship I yell behind me, "MY HILL!" Welcome back to the endless cycle of creativity hell Rohen
I create my own hill since the turtle guy took the hill out of the ground and ended up with an expired hill (cuz logic) WHICH IS WORTHLESS. My hill
I go back to the original hill (not the real original hill but the one you all think is the original) and sit down on it. MY HILL
Everyone knows dogs marks their teritory with pee, so i piss on all yours hills and they became mine! MY HILLS!!! WOW!!! SUCH PEE!!!
I pee on LordEreh which by his own logic makes him my dog(e), which makes everything he owns, mine. MY HILL SO LOGIC MUCH WOW
I repost the hill in some wrong neighborhood, then spend a minute fixing my mistake and then bomb the wall that was separating the hill and the field on which it is from Mexico the sea (it was under the sea level), flooding a lot of terrain and neutralizing all the dog magic going on there. Then I build a secret underwater lab for testing nuclear fusion technology on the hill. MY HILL
Good job @Rohen , all your underwater lab for testing nuclear fusion technology on the hill are belong to me now. Using nuclear fusion technology I can power modular force field system to prevent any threats to MY HILL!!!
But you still belong to me you haven't peed on yourself yet to make you your own dog(e) So... MY HILL (Eww gross)
So then it's still Rohen's hill since you never explained how you took over his lab other than the magic pee I had assumed that you were ignoring that line because it was doge magic not dog magic. So... um... Rohen's HILL
Wise man don't reveals all his trump cards, but if you need to know my servants, ninja-doges took controll over Rohen's lab for my goals and glory of Saint Doge! As I said - I used nuclear fusion reactor to supply power to Modular Force Field System, so no one can penetrate into this facility and hill by any way known to humankind! Muahahaha! WOW! SUCH STRATEGY!!! WOW! SO WISE!!! WOW! MUCH POWAH!!! SAINT DOGE(me) RULE THE HILL!!! ]
I use my secret weapon (patent US6360693) to get Lord Ereh out of the facility, then I take over the hill. I neutralize all the dog magic with french blue cheese, in addition making the hill immune to qny creature which has smell as their main sense. My hill. @coolgi3000 I won.