I use a tardis to travle back in time and stop the explosion after i pickpocket your piece of the hill. I then create an exception defense from blood magic to teleport players away and bring in multiple chaos dragons while stopping you from flying or having draconic armour. Tis my hill now.
hmmm 500 black holes and a deal with the devil and all your defenses are gone i take the last piece of the hill and throw it into the void my hill now nya
I also make a deal with the devil (I am a regular customer of his, he has saved me before ) and he catches the chunk of dirt for me right before it is lost forever and brings it back to me, I give him a couple of souls in exchange and we both walk away happy without MKX1 ever even knowing that I have the hill and not him MY HILL
I go back in time to create a time paradox by killing one of my ancestors, resetting everything that happened after the first post. I walk up to an empty hill and build a small wood house with a bed... MY HILL
All of time collapses because at the moment Rohen dies all of the built up broken time energy inside his body (from all of the infinite paradox fractures he has created) explode out of his corpse. All that remains is me, because my body is contained in a protective shield of paradoxical energy as well (the same would happen if I were to die) I just happened to be standing close enough to the hill to save a peice with me when everything was destroyed. If ur gunna kill the universe, do it with style (cough mkx1 cough) MY HILL
An eternity passes by, with coolgi drifting through nothingness, the tiny bit of dirt clutched in his hands. Almost driven to insanity by loneness, he yearns for even a glimmer of light, anything to break the neverending darkness. Then suddenly a gash opens up in the very fabric of spacetime and a voice issues from within, "Come". Dazed by this sudden change, coolgi reaches towards the rip with a shaking hand. A long nailed claw grab his arm and pulls him in. The sounds of roaring and screeching drown out coolgi's feeble screams. Then his voice is heard no more. Actually, this all was just in coolgi's head. I had connected him to a supercomputer made just to simulate nightmares while I went into the backyard and placed the piece of dirt with tiny flag on it reading "My Hill". Oh, btw I am currently living in a mansion which exists in zero space, a bubble in spacetime.
*uses a tardis and about 1000 nukes and laser rapters to break spacetime bubble* i take the dirt and add to useing botania and rebuild the hill and use the power of bedrock and java to keep it safe MY HILL
While sitting on the hill mkx1 has a startling revelation, the hill is nothing more than a passing thought in my mind. He shrieks in grief throwing himself into a ravine as the madness overtakes him. The last thing his dying ears hear are "My hill..."
I focus so much on taking the hill that my DETERMINATION allows me to reset everything to the beginning of the game. I reset. I walkup to an empty hill and build a small wood house with a bed... MY HILL
I use the power of death deadpool and the infinity gauntlet to destory your house and you for existance. i also move the hill to a place where no one would dare go MY HILL
Due to my high level of DETERMINATION, I respawn two hours before you've killed me and then I break into your house and backstab you, killing you. Still my hill.
I kill you, then kill you again, and again, and again, negating your DETERMINATION (hint: look at forum avatar), and move the world to my own MY HILL
The citizens of Hilland grow weary of the draconian rule of Rhoen. In time they gather and form a militia. Training night and day, a leader emerges who promises to let them live free. The militia storms Rohen's compound and exile him to a place known only as "B-Team". I take my place as rightful ruler declaring.. This is My Hill!
Unfortunately my Glameow(pokemon) have Own Tempo ability so it's resistant to Confusion! Glameow uses Sucker Punch on Rohen! It's super effecive! Rohen fainted! My hill
