King of the hill forum game

I finish my breakfast, get up with a sigh
And shout
"DLROW SIHT FO TUO LOOF SIHT GARD"
Suddenly a glowing pentacle appears below Rohen's feet and giant hands grab him and drag him down into the ground while he screams. Then the portal closes with a loud bang.
Then I sit down and wait for him to magically reappear for no good reason like I know he will.
My Hill

 

I die of hunger and respawn behind BetaPetey, then stab him in the back and kill him.
My hill.

 

and here we have loophole BS in its natural enviroment
also, i break the fourth wall, punch you through the internet and run the hill over with a bulldozer
My plains

 

I wake up and go join brandonlk in his tree for a bit

 

i look down at coolgi3000 from my perch and offer him an apple

 

I take the apple and offer a pear in return.

 

i accept the pear and i start pecking at it

 

i kill the guy riding the bull dozer then useing the infinty gems i remake the hill and put a highly explosive/nuklear draconic reactor on it
i also take the tree bu let the birb stay in it
my tree
my hills <3

 

but i am that birb

 

But exploding draconic reactors is @chugga_fan 's specialty

 

I restart the whole timeline once again.

I walk up and empty hill and build a citadel without a bed.

 

i walk up and beat you to death WITH the citadel, my hill now

 

i shoot you with about deadly venum modified to be 10000X more deadly and i claim the hill and plant a garden and a couple tress for the birbs
my hill

 

i salt the earth and roast the birds

 

i go perch on the newly planted trees on the hill

 

I claim the hill for no reason.
My hill

 

because of course you do XD

 

i stab you 50 times then kill your pysical and astrial body and throw your soul to thanos i reclaim the hill as mine
i also plant more tress and give the bird a birb friend.
my hill

 

more trees