I rule copyrighting the word and appearance of a hill as unconstitutional. Still your Hill tho. But I can go back to saying hill all I want... hill
Ghost Inc is found out to be a secret organisation basing inside the hill ....with experiments happening inside...Ghost Inc is also funded by the Government and can not go bankrupt The governments hill
Cool.co (I made that name a long long time ago don't judge me) joins in just to be mentioned. Also I copy-write the names Rohen, ghoststeam, and SanndyTheManndy. So you gotta pay a fee every time you post O btw I am the government in this world So My Hill (according to ghost)
A hundred years pass and coolgi becomes very fond of the pink little oinky guys (aka pigs). He keeps a thousand of them as pets and following his example, the citizens do so too. Meanwhile, ??? is splashing his feet in a lava lake when I meet him while walking my hellhound. Together, we recuit every single pigmen to our cause of overthrowing coolgi. To escape the nether, as coolgi made the obsidian portal unusable, we search for the fortresses of hell, where we obtain wither skulls and summon a wither. With the help of our bacon army, we manage to defeat the wither. Using our hard-earned nether star and a blaze as sacrifice, I perform a most dark ritual to rip open the space-time continuum, the source of the infinity armor's strength, making a minute crack in the helm. Using more dark magic I summon an Everstorm, changing every pig in the world into my soldier with which I destroy coolgi's empire. Coolgi, ??? and I meet in the battlefield, the only living beings in the world (zombie pigmen don't count). Coolgi attacks me with his shardblade, which I block by using ??? as a meat shield(shardblade cannot cut living flesh). Then, while he is trying to pull his sword free, I drive a butter knife into his forehead, right where the crack was, killing him. Since I'm the only guy alive to lay claim to the hill, so.... My Hill
You live happily on your hill for quite some time before you finally have time to think. You begin to question some facts of what happened. "Why would coolgi use a shard blade when he has a sword of the cosmos?" "How can you weaken infinity armor, isn't infinity/2 still infinity?" And above all "If coolgi can remember past timelines, then why would he make the same mistakes twice?" Then you realize... he wouldn't. You look around and for the first time in years you begin to notice small errors. You spot a fish swimming backwards. There's a snowy tundra right next to a scorching desert. And every once in awhile something fizzles at the edge of your vision. Then the illusion is broken and you realize that the entire past hundred years of pigs, mutany, and dark magic was all a simulation. A prison for the mind. Suddenenly you wake up to find yourself in a small claustrophobic space. As your eyes adjust, you make out a small engraved logo and the words "Product of Cool.co" And you think... "I'm really thirsty, I need some water" This Worlds Illuminati's Hill
The sun somehow gets moved to the Andromeda galaxy. Earth hits Jupiter and gets destroyed in the process.
I move to andromeda and make a new solar system around the old sun. the only one I bring with me is brandonlk the new earth is identical to the old one just without humans. I live on a nice pleatau overlooking all of the nearby Hills Nope no problem here.
I plant a nice garden on my plateau with apple trees in it. I sit and look out over the hills and spot iwillmineyoface standing on one of them. I briefly wonder how he got there before going back to my lunch.
Well he is just a wizard in the shape of a bird. He can give himself a sense of smell if he wants to Or is this a version where you are just a smart bird? Idk anymore
