King of the hill forum game

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PARADOX
I build a tent on a hill.
My hill.

P.S. @coolgi3000 you kind of broke logic 'cause you used a "god move".

 

Meh I would call it a convenient coincidence
As long as it's possible it's logical.
I suppose it was sort of a god move forcing your character to do something, but I worded it in a way that it would be possible

 

What I meant by breaking logic was to make the game stuck because you delete the world somehow XD (Or pulling a Zamasu and becoming the universe..)
Anywho, I'm gonna just ward my house a bit.. in case things get explosive *slides some magical nukes to Coolgi*

 

I dismantle the nukes and extract the magical energy capacitors from them, I then use them to craft a supercharged wand with a massive lightning focus on it.
I use it to blast Rohen and his tent off of the hill with ease, and then I build a nice farmhouse on the hill. I install a modified arcane bore on the top of my house with the supercharged wand as an autoturret to blast anything moving that's not me or brandonlk (and it will ignore snakeworm unless he gets closer then 10m to my house so as not to disturb him on his property, or weaken his wards unecaceraly)
My Hill

 

I slip into my Rohen costume then perform a HALO jump landing on the arcane bore. I then take my crescent hammer and proceed to beat the machinery into tiny pieces. I put a sign on the smoking ruins and blame it all on Rohen.

My Hill

 

Thanks for making it my hill without me having to do anything.

 

Blame shift successful.

 

I remove the sign and remake the turret with a new magic capacitor enhanced wand.

My Hill

 

Tactical nuke incoming!
Nuked hill.

 

wyndman gets banned for greifing and impersonating other characters

 

I use the power of the plot and destory the base and make a little log cabin on it
MY HILL

 

It's already destroyed.
PARADOX, RESET
I build a little house on a hill.
My hill.

 

I destory the house and upgrade it to a log cabin
My hill

 

I destroy the log cabin and upgrade it to a brick and mortar house.
My Hill

 

I force coolgi to run away by walking up the hill with 200 wolves. Then I replace the brick with mortar ammo.
My hill

 

i shoot the ammo killing the wolves and walk back up it building a hobbit hole in it
my hill

 

The wolves killed you before you even got near the mortar.
Still my hill.

 

Another plot twist, Braun the Pirate installs a pole near the mortar. Braun starts dancing on sed pole, and tames the wolves with his hypnotic dancing, since datsaltysnek died to the wolves. "Its my swamp now". * I mean hill*

 

*Firing a 2.7mm Kolibri Car Pistol at Braun a few times*
BEGONE THOT
My hill.

 

I shoot the ammo from a safe distance, blasting the wolves, braun, snek's body, and Rohen away, then I fill in the crater in the hill, and put up an electric fence around the hill.
My Hill