Just taking a nap... and building an interstellar spaceship! All this time I have been working on building a space capable starship using materials from HILL and the surrounding planets, along with some harder to get components from the infinite empire. Once it is complete, I engage the warp drive, and head out into space to find the hill. On the way my sensors pick up something floating around. On closer inspection it is a small ice covered bird floating in space. It looked lonely so I brought it aboard and gave it a warm cup of cocoa. Eventually I make my way to H-1-LL and spot the nearby asteroid that Rohen is on. While Rohen was sleeping, I remove the hill from the asteroid without waking Rohen due to sound not traveling in a vacuum. I then store it in my cargo hold and fly away back towards HILL before rohen even notices the hill is gone. Then I plant an apple tree on the hill. My Hill
After visiting the intergalactic planning board I was able to obtain the blueprints to your spacecraft for a nominal fee. Finding a hidden flaw in your cargo bay I managed to secure the hill leaving only Rohen in your cargo hold with a sign stating that your hill was causing lag. I returned the hill to its rightful location and declare it. My Hill
i thank you for the hospitality with coca on my beak, i then turn around and point at a flashing light that says "cargo bay empty"
I wake up and place another sign saying "Hills have been disabled due to an exploit". I then escape the cargo bay in a mysterious way and find a computer. Then using a program that exploits Meltdown I infiltrate the ships main server through the computer linked to it and find out that coolgi is currently playing DONKEY.BAS on his computer and has been doing so for five hours straight. I sneak to the bridge deck and shoot him with a sleeping dart I somehow obtained. Then I set the course to the hills location and force wyndman to surrender with my low orbit ion cannons. My hill.
After waking up and finding the signs, I lockdown the ship, sealing off every section until my automated drones confirm that it is only Brandon and Myself aboard. After confirmation from the drones, I check the nav computer to see that we are orbiting H-1-LL again and the asteroid that the hill is on is not far away, it appears that Rohen took the landing craft down to the asteroid to reclaim it. He semmingly didn’t think to disable the tractor beam before he left, and so I just take the hill back while Rohen is reading Wyndman his terms of surrender, and neither notice until I am already flying away with the hill. They are left on the asteroid with just a sub-lightspeed landing craft and each other. My Hill
I teleport away just before alfiealfie punches me, which causes him to punch himself in the face, launching himself into space with a broken nose and chin. Then I teleport back. My hills.
I place the hill on a habitable planet orbiting HILL and park my starship a safe distance away before setting a lawn chair on the hill and relax with brandon to wait for rohen to get here My Hill
Expecting this, I remotely lock you out of the controls and activate the security drones to force you out the airlock. Then the ship autopilots back into its parking spot. You land a few kilometers away from the hill in a small grove of trees My Hill
I deorbit the ship by destroying it's engines via shooting them with a laser pistol. My hill as nobody else on the asteroid is alive anymore.
I propel myself towards the orbiting mass using my fire and set everything and everyone alive ablaze My Hill
