King of the hill forum game

*insert generic BS escape clause that keeps me alive somehow*

 

After somehow escaping the starship explosion, I happen to have a fire extinguisher on hand to put myself out with while brandon uses his plotarmor to save himself, then we stand in silence watching our apple tree burn while a single tear rolls down our cheeks. (Do birds have cheeks?)
Then I start work on salvaging what Is left of my ship to get ready to build another.

But first I plant a flag on the hill since the nearest lake that rohen could be at is atleast 23km away from the hill, meaning it will take some time for him to get back.

My Hill

 

-Off topic- no birds dont have cheeks however the one i want to buy is called the turquoise cheeked parakeet so yknow -Off topic end-
i perch apon the flag that coolgi3000 planted and let out a joyful squawk

 

I teleport and bleach the flag. Then I accept your capitulation.
My hill.

 

I get @chugga_fan to build a draconic reactor near the hill, thus causing it, and the landscape near it's total incineration. Ending this forum game forever
NOBODIES HILL

 

You haven't read too much of it, huh?
In a dimension with in which everything is the same as from before your post, but @chugga_fan does not exist (and you are dead), it's my hill.

 

not again...
Depressed hill

 

I teleport myself into your dimension, and blow up everything, then i rebuild the hill and create an automatic hill factory

MY HILLS !

 

*awakens after a long slumber* i go onto the hill and flip it over
MY HILL

 

I emerge from my bomb shelter and have the me from jowjow’s universe cause a temporal paradox that prevents jowjow from ever coming to this universe, then I spray the hill with snek repellant and flip it back over. (Welcome back snek)
My Hill

 

After a long time (almost 14.2567 secs) i reappear (because i am god) and then, i kill @coolgi3000 and use this hill for my biohazard/nuclear wastes.
MY NUCLEAR HILL

 

whats the point in ruining a perfectly good hill with radioactive wastes?

 

JowJow_ is no longer god, as JowJow_ has angered the gods by being god.

They instantly die from the radiation after they cease to be god.

I claim the hill as for I am an eldritch abomination and therefore immune to radiation.
My hill.

 

When the gods take JowJow’s godhood, they also undo everything he did as a god, which included killing me. Then I don my infinity armor and blast rohen off the hill with a rail gun that is part of my partially rebuilt starship. I remove the radioactive waste because it smells bad, and replant the apple tree for brandon to perch on.
My Hill

 

I unreasonably claim that the hill is mine.
My hill.

 

waits for tree to grow whilst rohen walks up the hill like a madman and proceeds to rant that the hill is his

 

I get back from my trip to get some magic bonemeal to find rohen shouting at a bird about his ownership of the hill. He is so worked up that he doesn’t even notice me walk up behind him and push him on to the apple tree sapling, then I apply the bonemeal. The force of a 20ft tall tree growing in an instant launches rohen off into the distance.

My Hill
brandon’s Tree

 

Woo, tree!

 

I teleport to the tree and start throwing apples at coolgi. They retreat.

My hill.

 

Interestingly, the Apple tree was from Narnia. So, upon eating those apples coolgi turned into a giant leatherback turtle, gobbled up rohen and swam away.
After recording this unusual but not unexpected event, I use an army of scribes to exchange the meaning of hill with rill in ever dictionary. Then I proceed to laugh my heard off(just an expression) while people fight over a narrow stream.

Spoiler: Leatherback turtle gullet

[doublepost=1517589673][/doublepost]Btw, MY HILL