i throw you off the hill, then walk on to the hill, building an oil generator ore(revelations id glitch) wall around me hill=mine
I teleport to the enclosure. You will get stabbed 37 times if you don't tell me how to place oil generator blocks in revelations. My hill.
deciding that glitch blocks is far too far for my liking i decide to fly up out of my tree, spread my wings far out (angel form) and purge all the structures ontop of the hill using a blast from a powered up hand blast (Blue variant), after that i turn back into my bird form and flutter down back into the tree i was nesting in now then NO more glitchy structure ontop of the hill alright
I kick CatArcher off the hill and build a house out of end portal blocks on top of the hill. My hill.
i mine under the hill and make you fall into the void. i then jump into the end portal house after filling in the hole and build the floor out of bedrock my hill
I teleport into your house and throw you into the end portal. Unfortunately for you, you have nothing in your inventory, everything in the end that is not endstone including the portal was destroyed, and there is no dragon. My hill.
Quite unsure of what happened, I wake up in a field. I try, and try to remember what happened, then I remembered something. We must've been blasted so far away after the hill was obliterated. "My goodness how long has it been" I think to myself. I look in all directions. Nothing. Just grass and the horizon. I start walking in the direction of the brightly shining sun. "Maybe ill find a nearby city" I think to myself. Hours pass by. "Where did this explosion send me to." I keep walking. Night time. The sky is barren of life. Not a single star sits in the sky. Its quiet, only the sound of my feet shifting through the grass. Still nothing. I start losing hope. Swoosh. "Who is that! Hmmmm, I must be hearing things." I walk more cautiously. A cold chill creeps up my back. I feel a jab in my back that almost sends me flying. I fall to the ground and then there's nothing. I jolt my eyes open. The sun relaxes half way in the sky. "What was that." As I get up I feel a sharp pain in my back where the blow must've been taken. I decide I should keep walking. A city appears in the horizon. As I walk into the city I see Evan! He looks at me and I see an expression on his face. "That was you out there!" Evan then explains how he thought I was a zombie and how he attacked while he was testing his new potion he created recently. We decide we should rebuild our bar that was lost in the explosion of the last hill. We sit back and admire our amazing build, what a masterpiece. Evan and I recently made a break through but have decided to keep it from the public as it may cause commotion within the city. In our "secret" lab under our bar we had made a potion that allows us to temporarily shrink in size, so tiny we cannot be seen by the human eye. We think perhaps this could be of use when we attempt to take the hill once again. A day later we make a discovery. "My god this is game changing" Evan says with excitement. In our hands we held a potion that was capable of cloning armies, thousands at a time. "Some day that hill will be ours" I say sinisterly. Some day. Not our hill yet
"So tiny you cannot be seen by any human eye" eh? I'm a bird most of the time (for this timeline at least) and we kinda specialise in finding small (and shiny) things. Be glad i'm passive here, just don't wander in front of a tree i'm nesting in, i might mistake you for a tasty grub
Same, as a world turtle I have the ability to sense everything on my back, no matter how small. If I couldn’t then I likely wouldn’t be able to see people anyway since my eyeball is the size of a small moon. Careful not to cause too much havoc back there, I wouldn’t want to be startled and accidentally steer us into one of these plasma streams.
Once again it appears that everyone has disappeared, this allows me to scout out the hill again, i sit atop it wondering what is so special about this hill that causes everyone to fight over it, i fly away from the hill back to my apple tree. because for some reason my thoughts seem to attract others..
I did not die of constipation because as an eldritch abomination I do not have to consume ordinary meals in order to stay alive. Instead, I drain energy from the endless maelstorm of the chaos dimension. I may only consume to heal, perform extraordinary feats of magic or grow in power, in which cases only heavy inorganic elements, complex inorganic substances, š̶̘̹͕͛͆o̼͗̃̎u͕̮ͨ̕l̵͕̼s̜̬̺̬ͩ̈́̽ ̤̥͎͎͑̃̂̂̐̿ͅo̬̝͆ͧ̔ͦ̋ͦ̽f̗̜̜̋͗ͫͯ͋̆́ ͎̪̻̯̥͆̀̆ͩ͠t͉̝̏̆ͯ͗́͜ẖ̸̤̽͋͑e͕̺̫̤̥͇͐̐ ̷̳̰̮̖͚̆̒̉̒ͨ̍ͪi̛̻̤̓̀͆̒ṇͤ̉n̷͚̱̯͎̫̼̩̓̎ocͥ̆̑̂ͬ́e̝͉̘ͤ́̀̃̎ͦ̍ͅn͒̀t̉̆́̆ͦͬ, swiss cheese and antimatter are useful, and are instantly used without the need for processing. I feign my death, and allow you to inherit my 9000000€ debt. Then I fill in all of the necessary paperwork to be considered alive again, and buy the hill after the interdimensional space bank forces you sell it for 1000€ as a part of paying your newly acquiered debt. My hill.
The 8999000€ Remaining debt is then transferred back to you as you are alive again. You are also forced by the inter-dimensional bank to sell the hill for 1000€ as well. Wait a second I own that bank don’t I? (How else would they have rights to the land on my back?) I guess that makes it... My Hill (You can still buy it again once your debt is paid off tho)
I make a document that once signed by the owner of the inter-dimensional bank will anull he debt. I find a sharp stationary rock, put ink on it and by moving the document create something resembling the name "coolgi3000" in the signature spot. You technically signed it and my debt is anulled. Then, I buy the hill for a penny somehow. My hill.
After waking from a nap (stupid notifications not working) i realise i am not quite sure where the hill is anymore, and i see people under my tree arguing about paperwork, and technicalities
