King of the hill forum game

I fly into a nearby tree to avoid this cat that never runs out of energy

 

You communist revolution is crashed by capitalist nukes.

My hill.

 

The capitalist die of starvation.

My Hill.

 

I kick Panda from the server then claim the hill

My hill

 

You cannot kill nukes.
Willow dies to radiation.

My hill.

 

I create an alt account, I join back, Rohen left the hill unguarded.

My Hill.

 

I go to the hill and scare you away, as well as wound you, with my 2.7mm Kolibri Car Pistol.
My hill.

 

I'm Jesus bruh..

My Hill.

 

No you are not.

My hill.

 

I summon Cthulhu and feed him with Energy Drinks so he guards the hill everytime
My Hill

 

Cthulu gets poisoned due to being unable to metabolize caffeine and dies.
My hill.

 

*nopes off the hill*
(commands all other birds to do the same)

 

I am incorporeal so your nanobots cannot harm me, and my power over p̢̝̠̫͔̪̝̹̂̃̈͌̈͑u̘̻̬̯͒ͮ̈́̚͡r̨̲͚̟̠̮̣͙̼̅̈́͊ͬ̈͊ͬ͑ͧë̥͈̥̩̦̲̻̫́̾͡ ̹̺͇̲̲̂̈́͠c̦̤̮̯̘̫̠̟͊ͤͧ̌̃͆h͉̲͙̗̲̻͔̑͑ͯͭ̒a͍͍̤ͥ̐͊ͪ͗̔̔̉o͖̹̦ͬs͈̼̞͓̝͋͂͆ͤ͗ͦ̈̊ͭ͜ͅ makes it impossible for you to predict my actions.

I cast a spell that causes a massive electric pulse to be released in the area, destroying all the nanobots. You are dead, my hill.

 

Chuck Norris throws a popcorn at speed of light.
No Hill, but still my Hill.

 

My hill.

 

Nanobots don't have souls. It turns out what you have done was just one of the many visions that were intended to torment you in hell/nenexistance/whatever.

Still my hill

 

i use a priest and reclaim the hill building a movie set one it
MY HILL

 

Wait what.

You die for no reason.

My hill.

 

Is a bird
Squawk

 

But you are dead too.

Everyone who was not dead yet, except brandon, dies due to me going back in time and killing the first few mammals just before dying.

Brandon's hill.