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King of the hill forum game

Discussion in 'Annoying Forum Games' started by tyler489, Jul 22, 2015.

  1. brandonlk

    brandonlk Well-Known Member

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    Well, im bad at mount and blade and i dont know a counter to that :/
    I'll revert to type. *eats apple*
     
  2. Rohen

    Rohen The beemaster

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    I summon a dragon.
    The dragon claims the hill.
    Good luck with that.

    Dragon's hill.
     
  3. brandonlk

    brandonlk Well-Known Member

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    since you never specified the size of the dragon, i put it inside a jar
     
  4. Rohen

    Rohen The beemaster

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    Noone's hill.

    I appeae at the hill.

    My hill.
     
  5. CatArcher

    CatArcher Well-Known Member

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    My Rhodoks return after a 33 day siege of Shariz, and reclaim the hill.

    Kingdom of Rhodoks' hill.
     
  6. Rohen

    Rohen The beemaster

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    I'm still there.

    My hill.
    --- Double Post Merged, Nov 30, 2018 ---
    I'm still there.

    My hill.
     
  7. CatArcher

    CatArcher Well-Known Member

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    But so are my Rhodoks and

    They push you off the hill

    Into a conveniently located chasm

    Kingdom of Rhodoks' hill.
     
  8. Rohen

    Rohen The beemaster

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    I invert the chasm and after removing some dirt that was on top of me, I'm on top of a mountain that's way too high to be a hill. I therefore set up a tent and wait for further development of the situation.
     
  9. CatArcher

    CatArcher Well-Known Member

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    My Rhodoks, staring in utter shock at the mountain that has appeared before them in place of the chasm, decide to make camp and proceed to question their very existence and wonder why they were created.

    Kingdom? Of Rhodoks?? Hill????
     
  10. coolgi3000

    coolgi3000 Logician of the gods

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    Oops, must have hit a bit of space terbutaline, oh well, hope that didn’t cause too much damage on my back. Oh look a new mountian!
    ...
    Meh, the hill has seen worse.
     
  11. brandonlk

    brandonlk Well-Known Member

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    im jerked sideways as the tree on the side of the hill is now sticking out the side of the mountain..

    my sideways tree
     
  12. Rohen

    Rohen The beemaster

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    I make the Rhodoks consider the mountain a hill by spreading roumors of max relative height for something to be a hill being 20km.
    My hill????
     
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    CatArcher Well-Known Member

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    The Rhodoks, in their mass confusion, fight themselves, believing one another to be a Sarranid, letting the real Sarranids into the hill, and during the battle, you find yourself with one too many crossbow bolts in it...

    Sarranid Sultanate's hill.
     
  14. brandonlk

    brandonlk Well-Known Member

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    realising his loss king yaroglek calls for a feast
     
  15. CatArcher

    CatArcher Well-Known Member

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    the vaegirs go to their lands for the feast

    Sarranid Sultanate's Hill.
     
  16. Rohen

    Rohen The beemaster

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    As I am ethereal, bolts pass through me without doing harm, only slowing down a little. The fact that some stop is an annoyance and it takes me an hour to get rid of them.

    I somehow manage to get the pope to call a crusade.

    Pope's hill, deus vult.
     
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    CatArcher Well-Known Member

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    I tell the pope's troops that you are an unholy being

    And somehow get Byzantine troops here and they take the hill while the Pope's troops attempt to slay you and fail

    Eastern Roman Empire's hill.
     
  18. brandonlk

    brandonlk Well-Known Member

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    due to the fact that we have moved back into feudal times i decide to wear my feathered cap. also i now have a banner with a raven on it
    MY TREE :p
     
  19. coolgi3000

    coolgi3000 Logician of the gods

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    The pope performs an exorcism on the hill to try to get rid of Rohen.
     
  20. ContinuedAsh

    ContinuedAsh Just a boring person.

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    I push brandon off the tree into angry protesters. My tree.