Riddles

duh there were no stairs

What is the longest word in the dictionary?

 

Answer: Smiles. It has a mile between the two S's.

Riddle: What kind of coat can only be put on when wet?

 

coat of paint.
Riddle: What goes on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon and three in the evening?

 

A man. 4 as a baby then 2 as he learns to walk and 3 when he has a cane.

Riddle: You live in a city that is 200 miles away from any other city. There are only 2 barbers where you can go to: 1 with ugly hair and 1 with beautiful hair. Which one do you go to?

 

the one with ugly hair as the barber cant cut his own hair so the one with beautiful hair must have cut it..
5 mym to the person who gets this one on the first try
What can you add to one to make it go away?

 

a - Waterfall

q - Alone I am 24th, with a friend I am 20.
Another friend and I am unclean.
What am I?

 

x
2 + 2 = what

 

FISH!
*someone else can put a riddle*

 

im going to answer
Schrödinger's cat
simply because if all chickens are liers then that chicken is a lier if its a lier then not all chickens are liers...

 

The correct answer is that that is a paradoxical thing, and there is no answer

 

really
chickens dont talk -_-

A man worked at a high security institution. The man tried to log into his computer and the computer denied the password. He then remembered that the passwords to the computers were reset every month for security reasons. He called his boss for his new password.

The man said, "Boss, my old password is out of date."

The boss said, "Yes, it is. The new password is different, but if you listen closely you will be able to figure out the new one. Your new password has the same amount of letters as the old one, and four of the letters are the same."

The man then logged into his computer with no trouble. What was the new password? What was his old?

 

Well, liars don't always lie, do they?

 

the old one is something along the lines of different, but this is one of the interactive riddles, but i am guessing a preposition along those lines due to the nuances of english

 

Old: out of date.
new: diffrent

Riddle: Julia went to the market and bought 3 bags of fruit. 1 bag has 10 apples, 1 has 10 pears and 1 has 5 apples + 5 pears.
The seller put stickers on each bag. Sadly he was having a bad day and mixed them all up so that not even one is placed right. Julia knows this fact. How many fruits does she minimum have to take out of one or more bags to put the stickers in the right order.

a) 1 b) 2 c) 3 d) 6 e) 12

hint: minimal is very important here

 

We only need to take out 1 fruit.

Since we know that none of the labels are correct, we start by taking 1 fruit from the bag labelled "Apples and Pears", which I shall call "Bag 1", for no real reason. This bag cannot be the mixed bag, so must be the type of the first selected fruit, which shall henceforth be known as "X". The other fruit type shall be called "Y" for simplicity's sake.
We move the label for X to Bag 1, then move the sticker from the bag labelled "Y", or Bag 2, to the unlabelled bag, before moving the mixed label to Bag 2. Our stickers are now correct, with only 1 contaminated fruit, although it would be much easier to just look inside the bag.


Riddle:

An empty space is full of me. What am I?

 

Answer: Nothing


You need to find a person in town. There is one person with each profession. Who to find, who to find...

Riddle:
A wee little bee stings your eye

Then flies away and makes you cry

And run the road till it comes to a tee

While you look out at the brilliant sea

It's her, you scream, the way it ends

And that's how you must find your friend



Edit: It has been a couple days and no one has answered. If it goes till Monday I will just post the answer.

 

Answer: Sailor
Riddle: What two things can't you eat for brekfast?