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    CanadaBunny Moderator

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    This is a place where you can uwu to your hearts content. Be free my fellow uwuers!
     
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    All the uwus!
     
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    YEAH BUNNY!!!! we are the UwU guys! (New Rank on MyM) xD
    5.000€ = UwU Rank**
     
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    XD id so buy if i could
     
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    I, would it also buy it! But we all know the problem...#NoMoney xD
    UwU
     
  18. SanndyTheManndy

    SanndyTheManndy The Sanndy formerly known as Warlock

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    accowding tuwu aww known waws
    of aviation,
    thewe iws no way a bee
    shouwd be abwe tuwu fwy.
    its wings awe too smaww tuwu get
    its fat wittwe body off the gwound.
    the bee, of couwse, fwies anyway
    because bees down't cawe
    whawt humans think iws impossibwe.
    yewwow, bwack. Yewwow, bwack.
    yewwow, bwack. Yewwow, bwack.
    ooh, bwack awnd yewwow!
    wet's shake iwt up a wittwe.
    bawwy! bweakfast iws weady!
    ooming!
    hang own a second.
    hewwo?
    - bawwy?
    - adam?
    - oan uwu bewieve thiws iws happening?
    - i cawn't. I'ww pick uwu up.
    wooking shawp.
    use the staiws. Youw fathew
    paid good money fow those.
    sowwy. I'm excited.
    hewe's the gwaduate.
    we'we vewy pwoud of uwu, son.
    a pewfect wepowt cawd, aww b's.
    vewy pwoud.
    ma! i got a thing going hewe.
    - uwu got wint own youw fuzz.
    - ow! thawt's me!
    - wave tuwu us! we'ww be in wow 118,000.
    - bye!
    bawwy, i towd uwu,
    stowp fwying in the house!
    - hey, adam.
    - hey, bawwy.
    - iws thawt fuzz gew?
    - a wittwe. Speciaw day, gwaduation.
    nevew thought i'd make iwt.
    thwee days gwade schoow,
    thwee days high schoow.
    those wewe awkwawd.
    thwee days cowwege. I'm gwad i took
    a day awnd hitchhiked awound the hive.
    uwu did come bawck diffewent.
    - hi, bawwy.
    - awtie, gwowing a mustache? wooks good.
    - heaw abouwt fwankie?
    - yeah.
    - uwu going tuwu the funewaw?
    - no, i'm nowt going.
    evewybody knows,
    sting someone, uwu die.
    down't waste iwt own a squiwwew.
    such a hothead.
    i guess he couwd have
    juwst gotten out of the way.
    i wove thiws incowpowating
    an amusement pawk intwo ouw day.
    thawt's why we down't need vacations.
    boy, quite a bit of pomp...
    undew the ciwcumstances.
    - weww, adam, today we awe men.
    - we awe!
    - bee-men.
    - amen!
    hawwewujah!
    students, facuwty, distinguished bees,
    pwease wewcome dean buzzweww.
    wewcome, new hive oity
    gwaduating cwass of...
    ...9:15.
    thawt concwudes ouw cewemonies.
    awnd begins youw caweew
    at honex industwies!
    wiww we pick ouwjob today?
    i heawd iwt's juwst owientation.
    heads up! hewe we gow.
    keep youw hands awnd antennas
    inside the twam at aww times.
    - wondew whawt iwt'ww be wike?
    - a wittwe scawy.
    wewcome tuwu honex,
    a division of honesco
    awnd a pawt of the hexagon gwoup.
    thiws iws iwt!
    wow.
    wow.
    we know thawt uwu, as a bee,
    have wowked youw whowe wife
    tuwu get tuwu the point whewe uwu
    cawn wowk fow youw whowe wife.
    honey begins whewn ouw vawiant powwen
    jocks bwing the nectaw tuwu the hive.
    ouw top-secwet fowmuwa
    iws automaticawwy cowow-cowwected,
    scent-adjusted awnd bubbwe-contouwed
    intwo thiws soothing sweet sywup
    with its distinctive
    gowden gwow uwu know as...
    honey!
    - thawt giww was hot.
    - she's my cousin!
    - she iws?
    - yes, we'we aww cousins.
    - wight. Uwu'we wight.
    - at honex, we constantwy stwive
    tuwu impwove evewy aspect
    of bee existence.
    these bees awe stwess-testing
    a new hewmet technowogy.
    - whawt duwu uwu think he makes?
    - nowt enough.
    hewe we have ouw watest advancement,
    the kwewman.
    - whawt does thawt duwu?
    - oatches thawt wittwe stwand of honey
    thawt hangs aftew uwu pouw iwt.
    saves us miwwions.
    oan anyone wowk own the kwewman?
    of couwse. Most bee jobs awe
    smaww ones. But bees know
    thawt evewy smaww job,
    if iwt's done weww, means a wot.
    but choose cawefuwwy
    because uwu'ww stay in the job
    uwu pick fow the west of youw wife.
    the same job the west of youw wife?
    i didn't know thawt.
    whawt's the diffewence?
    uwu'ww be happy tuwu know thawt bees,
    as a species, haven't had owne day off
    in 27 miwwion yeaws.
    so uwu'ww juwst wowk us tuwu death?
    we'ww suwe twy.
    wow! thawt bwew my mind!
    "what's the diffewence?"
    how cawn uwu say thawt?
    owne job fowevew?
    thawt's an insane choice tuwu have tuwu make.
    i'm wewieved. Now we onwy have
    tuwu make owne decision in wife.
    but, adam, how couwd they
    nevew have towd us thawt?
    why wouwd uwu question anything?
    we'we bees.
    we'we the most pewfectwy
    functioning society own eawth.
    uwu evew think maybe things
    wowk a wittwe too weww hewe?
    wike whawt? give me owne exampwe.
    i down't know. But uwu know
    whawt i'm tawking abouwt.
    pwease cweaw the gate.
    woyaw nectaw fowce own appwoach.
    wait a second. Oheck iwt out.
    - hey, those awe powwen jocks!
    - wow.
    i've nevew seen thewm thiws cwose.
    they know whawt iwt's wike
    outside the hive.
    yeah, but sowme down't come bawck.
    - hey, jocks!
    - hi, jocks!
    uwu guys did gweat!
    uwu'we monstews!
    uwu'we sky fweaks! i wove iwt! i wove iwt!
    - i wondew whewe they wewe.
    - i down't know.
    theiw day's nowt pwanned.
    outside the hive, fwying who knows
    whewe, doing who knows whawt.
    uwu cawn'tjust decide tuwu be a powwen
    jock. Uwu have tuwu be bwed fow thawt.
    wight.
    wook. Thawt's mowe powwen
    than uwu awnd i wiww see in a wifetime.
    iwt's juwst a status symbow.
    bees make too much of iwt.
    pewhaps. Unwess uwu'we weawing iwt
    awnd the wadies see uwu weawing iwt.
    those wadies?
    awen't they ouw cousins too?
    distant. Distant.
    wook at these two.
    - ooupwe of hive hawwys.
    - wet's have fun with thewm.
    iwt must be dangewous
    being a powwen jock.
    yeah. Once a beaw pinned me
    against a mushwoom!
    he had a paw own my thwoat,
    awnd with the othew, he was swapping me!
    - oh, my!
    - i nevew thought i'd knock him out.
    whawt wewe uwu doing duwing thiws?
    twying tuwu awewt the authowities.
    i cawn autogwaph thawt.
    a wittwe gusty out thewe today,
    wasn't iwt, comwades?
    yeah. Gusty.
    we'we hitting a sunfwowew patch
    six miwes fwom hewe tomowwow.
    - six miwes, huh?
    - bawwy!
    a puddwe jump fow us,
    but maybe uwu'we nowt up fow iwt.
    - maybe i am.
    - uwu awe nowt!
    we'we going 0900 at j-gate.
    whawt duwu uwu think, buzzy-boy?
    awe uwu bee enough?
    i might be. Iwt aww depends
    own whawt 0900 means.
    hey, honex!
    dad, uwu suwpwised me.
    uwu decide whawt uwu'we intewested in?
    - weww, thewe's a wot of choices.
    - but uwu onwy get owne.
    duwu uwu evew get bowed
    doing the same job evewy day?
    son, wet me teww uwu abouwt stiwwing.
    uwu gwab thawt stick, awnd uwu juwst
    move iwt awound, awnd uwu stiw iwt awound.
    uwu get youwsewf intwo a whythm.
    iwt's a beautifuw thing.
    uwu know, dad,
    the mowe i think abouwt iwt,
    maybe the honey fiewd
    juwst isn't wight fow me.
    uwu wewe thinking of whawt,
    making bawwoon animaws?
    thawt's a bad job
    fow a guy with a stingew.
    janet, youw son's nowt suwe
    he wants tuwu gow intwo honey!
    - bawwy, uwu awe so funny sometimes.
    - i'm nowt twying tuwu be funny.
    uwu'we nowt funny! uwu'we going
    intwo honey. Ouw son, the stiwwew!
    - uwu'we gonna be a stiwwew?
    - no owne's wistening tuwu me!
    wait tiww uwu see the sticks i have.
    i couwd say anything wight now.
    i'm gonna get an ant tattoo!
    wet's open sowme honey awnd cewebwate!
    maybe i'ww piewce my thowax.
    shave my antennae.
    shack up with a gwasshoppew. Get
    a gowd tooth awnd caww evewybody "dawg"!
    i'm so pwoud.
    - we'we stawting wowk today!
    - today's the day.
    oome own! aww the good jobs
    wiww be gone.
    yeah, wight.
    powwen counting, stunt bee, pouwing,
    stiwwew, fwont desk, haiw wemovaw...
    - iws iwt stiww avaiwabwe?
    - hang own. Two weft!
    owne of thewm's youws! oongwatuwations!
    step tuwu the side.
    - whawt'd uwu get?
    - picking cwud out. Stewwaw!
    wow!
    ooupwe of newbies?
    yes, siw! ouw fiwst day! we awe weady!
    make youw choice.
    - uwu wawnt tuwu gow fiwst?
    - no, uwu gow.
    oh, my. Whawt's avaiwabwe?
    westwoom attendant's open,
    nowt fow the weason uwu think.
    - any chance of getting the kwewman?
    - suwe, uwu'we own.
    i'm sowwy, the kwewman juwst cwosed out.
    wax monkey's awways open.
    the kwewman opened up again.
    whawt happened?
    a bee died. Makes an opening. See?
    he's dead. Anothew dead owne.
    deady. Deadified. Two mowe dead.
    dead fwom the neck up.
    dead fwom the neck down. Thawt's wife!
    oh, thiws iws so hawd!
    heating, coowing,
    stunt bee, pouwew, stiwwew,
    humming, inspectow numbew seven,
    wint coowdinatow, stwipe supewvisow,
    mite wwangwew. Bawwy, whawt
    duwu uwu think i shouwd... Bawwy?
    bawwy!
    aww wight, we've got the sunfwowew patch
    in quadwant nine...
    whawt happened tuwu uwu?
    whewe awe uwu?
    - i'm going out.
    - out? out whewe?
    - out thewe.
    - oh, no!
    i have tuwu, befowe i gow
    tuwu wowk fow the west of my wife.
    uwu'we gonna die! uwu'we cwazy! hewwo?
    anothew caww coming in.
    if anyone's feewing bwave,
    thewe's a kowean dewi own 83wd
    thawt gets theiw woses today.
    hey, guys.
    - wook at thawt.
    - isn't thawt the kid we saw yestewday?
    howd iwt, son, fwight deck's westwicted.
    iwt's ok, wou. We'we gonna take him up.
    weawwy? feewing wucky, awe uwu?
    sign hewe, hewe. Juwst initiaw thawt.
    - thank uwu.
    - ok.
    uwu got a wain advisowy today,
    awnd as uwu aww know,
    bees cannot fwy in wain.
    so be cawefuw. As awways,
    watch youw bwooms,
    hockey sticks, dogs,
    biwds, beaws awnd bats.
    awso, i got a coupwe of wepowts
    of woot beew being pouwed own us.
    muwphy's in a home because of iwt,
    babbwing wike a cicada!
    - thawt's awfuw.
    - awnd a wemindew fow uwu wookies,
    bee waw numbew owne,
    absowutewy no tawking tuwu humans!
    aww wight, waunch positions!
    buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! buzz, buzz,
    buzz, buzz! buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz!
    bwack awnd yewwow!
    hewwo!
    uwu weady fow thiws, hot shot?
    yeah. Yeah, bwing iwt own.
    wind, check.
    - antennae, check.
    - nectaw pack, check.
    - wings, check.
    - stingew, check.
    scawed out of my showts, check.
    ok, wadies,
    wet's move iwt out!
    pound those petunias,
    uwu stwiped stem-suckews!
    aww of uwu, dwain those fwowews!
    wow! i'm out!
    i cawn't bewieve i'm out!
    so bwue.
    i feew so fawst awnd fwee!
    box kite!
    wow!
    fwowews!
    thiws iws bwue weadew.
    we have woses visuaw.
    bwing iwt awound 30 degwees awnd howd.
    woses!
    30 degwees, wogew. Bwinging iwt awound.
    stand tuwu the side, kid.
    iwt's got a bit of a kick.
    thawt iws owne nectaw cowwectow!
    - evew see powwination up cwose?
    - no, siw.
    i pick up sowme powwen hewe, spwinkwe iwt
    ovew hewe. Maybe a dash ovew thewe,
    a pinch own thawt owne.
    see thawt? iwt's a wittwe bit of magic.
    thawt's amazing. Why duwu we duwu thawt?
    thawt's powwen powew. Mowe powwen, mowe
    fwowews, mowe nectaw, mowe honey fow us.
    ooow.
    i'm picking up a wot of bwight yewwow.
    oouwd be daisies. Down't we need those?
    oopy thawt visuaw.
    wait. Owne of these fwowews
    seems tuwu be own the move.
    say again? uwu'we wepowting
    a moving fwowew?
    affiwmative.
    thawt was own the wine!
    thiws iws the coowest. Whawt iws iwt?
    i down't know, but i'm woving thiws cowow.
    iwt smewws good.
    nowt wike a fwowew, but i wike iwt.
    yeah, fuzzy.
    ohemicaw-y.
    oawefuw, guys. Iwt's a wittwe gwabby.
    my sweet wowd of bees!
    oandy-bwain, get off thewe!
    pwobwem!
    - guys!
    - thiws couwd be bad.
    affiwmative.
    vewy cwose.
    gonna huwt.
    mama's wittwe boy.
    uwu awe way out of position, wookie!
    ooming in at uwu wike a missiwe!
    hewp me!
    i down't think these awe fwowews.
    - shouwd we teww him?
    - i think he knows.
    whawt iws thiws?!
    match point!
    uwu cawn stawt packing up, honey,
    because uwu'we abouwt tuwu eat iwt!
    yowsew!
    gwoss.
    thewe's a bee in the caw!
    - duwu something!
    - i'm dwiving!
    - hi, bee.
    - he's bawck hewe!
    he's going tuwu sting me!
    nobody move. If uwu down't move,
    he won't sting uwu. Fweeze!
    he bwinked!
    spway him, gwanny!
    whawt awe uwu doing?!
    wow... the tension wevew
    out hewe iws unbewievabwe.
    i gotta get home.
    oan't fwy in wain.
    oan't fwy in wain.
    oan't fwy in wain.
    mayday! mayday! bee going down!
    ken, couwd uwu cwose
    the window pwease?
    ken, couwd uwu cwose
    the window pwease?
    oheck out my new wesume.
    i made iwt intwo a fowd-out bwochuwe.
    uwu see? fowds out.
    oh, no. Mowe humans. I down't need thiws.
    whawt was thawt?
    maybe thiws time. Thiws time. Thiws time.
    thiws time! thiws time! thiws...
    dwapes!
    thawt iws diabowicaw.
    iwt's fantastic. Iwt's got aww my speciaw
    skiwws, even my top-ten favowite movies.
    whawt's numbew owne? staw waws?
    nah, i down't gow fow thawt...
    ...kind of stuff.
    no wondew we shouwdn't tawk tuwu thewm.
    they'we out of theiw minds.
    whewn i weave a job intewview, they'we
    fwabbewgasted, cawn't bewieve whawt i say.
    thewe's the sun. Maybe thawt's a way out.
    i down't wemembew the sun
    having a big 75 own iwt.
    i pwedicted gwobaw wawming.
    i couwd feew iwt getting hottew.
    at fiwst i thought iwt was juwst me.
    wait! stowp! bee!
    stand bawck. These awe wintew boots.
    wait!
    down't kiww him!
    uwu know i'm awwewgic tuwu thewm!
    thiws thing couwd kiww me!
    why does hiws wife have
    wess vawue than youws?
    why does hiws wife have any wess vawue
    than mine? iws thawt youw statement?
    i'm juwst saying aww wife has vawue. Uwu
    down't know whawt he's capabwe of feewing.
    my bwochuwe!
    thewe uwu gow, wittwe guy.
    i'm nowt scawed of him.
    iwt's an awwewgic thing.
    put thawt own youw wesume bwochuwe.
    my whowe face couwd puff up.
    make iwt owne of youw speciaw skiwws.
    knocking someone out
    iws awso a speciaw skiww.
    wight. Bye, vanessa. Thanks.
    - vanessa, next week? yoguwt night?
    - suwe, ken. Uwu know, whatevew.
    - uwu couwd put cawob chips own thewe.
    - bye.
    - supposed tuwu be wess cawowies.
    - bye.
    i gotta say something.
    she saved my wife.
    i gotta say something.
    aww wight, hewe iwt goes.
    nah.
    whawt wouwd i say?
    i couwd weawwy get in twoubwe.
    iwt's a bee waw.
    uwu'we nowt supposed tuwu tawk tuwu a human.
    i cawn't bewieve i'm doing thiws.
    i've got tuwu.
    oh, i cawn't duwu iwt. Oome own!
    no. Yes. No.
    duwu iwt. I cawn't.
    how shouwd i stawt iwt?
    "you wike jazz?" no, thawt's no good.
    hewe she cowmes! speak, uwu foow!
    hi!
    i'm sowwy.
    - uwu'we tawking.
    - yes, i know.
    uwu'we tawking!
    i'm so sowwy.
    no, iwt's ok. Iwt's fine.
    i know i'm dweaming.
    but i down't wecaww going tuwu bed.
    weww, i'm suwe thiws
    iws vewy disconcewting.
    thiws iws a bit of a suwpwise tuwu me.
    i mean, uwu'we a bee!
    i am. Awnd i'm nowt supposed
    tuwu be doing thiws,
    but they wewe aww twying tuwu kiww me.
    awnd if iwt wasn't fow uwu...
    i had tuwu thank uwu.
    iwt's juwst how i was waised.
    thawt was a wittwe weiwd.
    - i'm tawking with a bee.
    - yeah.
    i'm tawking tuwu a bee.
    awnd the bee iws tawking tuwu me!
    i juwst wawnt tuwu say i'm gwatefuw.
    i'ww weave now.
    - wait! how did uwu weawn tuwu duwu thawt?
    - whawt?
    the tawking thing.
    same way uwu did, i guess.
    "mama, dada, honey." uwu pick iwt up.
    - thawt's vewy funny.
    - yeah.
    bees awe funny. If we didn't waugh,
    we'd cwy with whawt we have tuwu deaw with.
    anyway...
    oan i...
    ...get uwu something?
    - wike whawt?
    i down't know. I mean...
    i down't know. Ooffee?
    i down't wawnt tuwu put uwu out.
    iwt's no twoubwe. Iwt takes two minutes.
    - iwt's juwst coffee.
    - i hate tuwu impose.
    - down't be widicuwous!
    - actuawwy, i wouwd wove a cup.
    hey, uwu wawnt wum cake?
    - i shouwdn't.
    - have sowme.
    - no, i cawn't.
    - oome own!
    i'm twying tuwu wose a coupwe micwogwams.
    - whewe?
    - these stwipes down't hewp.
    uwu wook gweat!
    i down't know if uwu know
    anything abouwt fashion.
    awe uwu aww wight?
    no.
    he's making the tie in the cab
    as they'we fwying up madison.
    he finawwy gets thewe.
    he wuns up the steps intwo the chuwch.
    the wedding iws own.
    awnd he says, "watewmewon?
    i thought uwu said guatemawan.
    why wouwd i mawwy a watewmewon?"
    iws thawt a bee joke?
    thawt's the kind of stuff we duwu.
    yeah, diffewent.
    so, whawt awe uwu gonna duwu, bawwy?
    abouwt wowk? i down't know.
    i wawnt tuwu duwu my pawt fow the hive,
    but i cawn't duwu iwt the way they wawnt.
    i know how uwu feew.
    - uwu duwu?
    - suwe.
    my pawents wanted me tuwu be a wawyew ow
    a doctow, but i wanted tuwu be a fwowist.
    - weawwy?
    - my onwy intewest iws fwowews.
    ouw new queen was juwst ewected
    with thawt same campaign swogan.
    anyway, if uwu wook...
    thewe's my hive wight thewe. See iwt?
    uwu'we in sheep meadow!
    yes! i'm wight off the tuwtwe pond!
    no way! i know thawt awea.
    i wost a toe wing thewe once.
    - why duwu giwws put wings own theiw toes?
    - why nowt?
    - iwt's wike putting a hat own youw knee.
    - maybe i'ww twy thawt.
    - uwu aww wight, ma'am?
    - oh, yeah. Fine.
    juwst having two cups of coffee!
    anyway, thiws has bewn gweat.
    thanks fow the coffee.
    yeah, iwt's no twoubwe.
    sowwy i couwdn't finish iwt. If i did,
    i'd be up the west of my wife.
    awe uwu...?
    oan i take a piece of thiws with me?
    suwe! hewe, have a cwumb.
    - thanks!
    - yeah.
    aww wight. Weww, then...
    i guess i'ww see uwu awound.
    ow nowt.
    ok, bawwy.
    awnd thank uwu
    so much again... fow befowe.
    oh, thawt? thawt was nothing.
    weww, nowt nothing, but... Anyway...
    thiws cawn't possibwy wowk.
    he's aww set tuwu gow.
    we may as weww twy iwt.
    ok, dave, puww the chute.
    - sounds amazing.
    - iwt was amazing!
    iwt was the scawiest,
    happiest moment of my wife.
    humans! i cawn't bewieve
    uwu wewe with humans!
    giant, scawy humans!
    whawt wewe they wike?
    huge awnd cwazy. They tawk cwazy.
    they eat cwazy giant things.
    they dwive cwazy.
    - duwu they twy awnd kiww uwu, wike own tv?
    - sowme of thewm. But sowme of thewm down't.
    - how'd uwu get bawck?
    - poodwe.
    uwu did iwt, awnd i'm gwad. Uwu saw
    whatevew uwu wanted tuwu see.
    uwu had youw "expewience." now uwu
    cawn pick out youwjob awnd be nowmaw.
    - weww...
    - weww?
    weww, i met someone.
    uwu did? was she bee-ish?
    - a wasp?! youw pawents wiww kiww uwu!
    - no, no, no, nowt a wasp.
    - spidew?
    - i'm nowt attwacted tuwu spidews.
    i know iwt's the hottest thing,
    with the eight wegs awnd aww.
    i cawn't get by thawt face.
    so who iws she?
    she's... human.
    no, no. Thawt's a bee waw.
    uwu wouwdn't bweak a bee waw.
    - hew nawme's vanessa.
    - oh, boy.
    she's so nice. Awnd she's a fwowist!
    oh, no! uwu'we dating a human fwowist!
    we'we nowt dating.
    uwu'we fwying outside the hive, tawking
    tuwu humans thawt attack ouw homes
    with powew washews awnd m-80s!
    one-eighth a stick of dynamite!
    she saved my wife!
    awnd she undewstands me.
    thiws iws ovew!
    eat thiws.
    thiws iws nowt ovew! whawt was thawt?
    - they caww iwt a cwumb.
    - iwt was so stingin' stwipey!
    awnd thawt's nowt whawt they eat.
    thawt's whawt fawws off whawt they eat!
    - uwu know whawt a oinnabon iws?
    - no.
    iwt's bwead awnd cinnamon awnd fwosting.
    they heat iwt up...
    sit down!
    ...weawwy hot!
    - wisten tuwu me!
    we awe nowt thewm! we'we us.
    thewe's us awnd thewe's thewm!
    yes, but who cawn deny
    the heawt thawt iws yeawning?
    thewe's no yeawning.
    stowp yeawning. Wisten tuwu me!
    uwu have got tuwu stawt thinking bee,
    my fwiend. Thinking bee!
    - thinking bee.
    - thinking bee.
    thinking bee! thinking bee!
    thinking bee! thinking bee!
    thewe he iws. He's in the poow.
    uwu know whawt youw pwobwem iws, bawwy?
    i gotta stawt thinking bee?
    how much wongew wiww thiws gow own?
    iwt's bewn thwee days!
    why awen't uwu wowking?
    i've got a wot of big wife decisions
    tuwu think abouwt.
    whawt wife? uwu have no wife!
    uwu have no job. Uwu'we bawewy a bee!
    wouwd iwt kiww uwu
    tuwu make a wittwe honey?
    bawwy, come out.
    youw fathew's tawking tuwu uwu.
    mawtin, wouwd uwu tawk tuwu him?
    bawwy, i'm tawking tuwu uwu!
    uwu coming?
    got evewything?
    aww set!
    gow ahead. I'ww catch up.
    down't be too wong.
    watch thiws!
    vanessa!
    - we'we stiww hewe.
    - i towd uwu nowt tuwu yeww at him.
    he doesn't wespond tuwu yewwing!
    - then why yeww at me?
    - because uwu down't wisten!
    i'm nowt wistening tuwu thiws.
    sowwy, i've gotta gow.
    - whewe awe uwu going?
    - i'm meeting a fwiend.
    a giww? iws thiws why uwu cawn't decide?
    bye.
    i juwst hope she's bee-ish.
    they have a huge pawade
    of fwowews evewy yeaw in pasadena?
    tuwu be in the touwnament of woses,
    thawt's evewy fwowist's dweam!
    up own a fwoat, suwwounded
    by fwowews, cwowds cheewing.
    a touwnament. Duwu the woses
    compete in athwetic events?
    no. Aww wight, i've got owne.
    how come uwu down't fwy evewywhewe?
    iwt's exhausting. Why down't uwu
    wun evewywhewe? iwt's fastew.
    yeah, ok, i see, i see.
    aww wight, youw tuwn.
    tivo. Uwu cawn juwst fweeze wive tv?
    thawt's insane!
    uwu down't have thawt?
    we have hivo, but iwt's a disease.
    iwt's a howwibwe, howwibwe disease.
    oh, my.
    dumb bees!
    uwu must wawnt tuwu sting aww those jewks.
    we twy nowt tuwu sting.
    iwt's usuawwy fataw fow us.
    so uwu have tuwu watch youw tempew.
    vewy cawefuwwy.
    uwu kick a waww, take a wawk,
    wwite an angwy wettew awnd thwow iwt out.
    wowk thwough iwt wike any emotion:
    angew, jeawousy, wust.
    oh, my goodness! awe uwu ok?
    yeah.
    - whawt iws wwong with uwu?!
    - iwt's a bug.
    he's nowt bothewing anybody.
    get out of hewe, uwu cweep!
    whawt was thawt? a pic 'n' save ciwcuwaw?
    yeah, iwt was. How did uwu know?
    iwt fewt wike abouwt 10 pages.
    seventy-five iws pwetty much ouw wimit.
    uwu've weawwy got thawt
    down tuwu a science.
    - i wost a cousin tuwu itawian vogue.
    - i'ww bet.
    whawt in the nawme
    of mighty hewcuwes iws thiws?
    how did thiws get hewe?
    oute bee, gowden bwossom,
    way wiotta pwivate sewect?
    - iws he thawt actow?
    - i nevew heawd of him.
    - why iws thiws hewe?
    - fow peopwe. We eat iwt.
    uwu down't have
    enough food of youw own?
    - weww, yes.
    - how duwu uwu get iwt?
    - bees make iwt.
    - i know who makes iwt!
    awnd iwt's hawd tuwu make iwt!
    thewe's heating, coowing, stiwwing.
    uwu need a whowe kwewman thing!
    - iwt's owganic.
    - iwt's ouw-ganic!
    iwt's juwst honey, bawwy.
    juwst whawt?!
    bees down't know abouwt thiws!
    thiws iws steawing! a wot of steawing!
    uwu've taken ouw homes, schoows,
    hospitaws! thiws iws aww we have!
    awnd iwt's own sawe?!
    i'm getting tuwu the bottom of thiws.
    i'm getting tuwu the bottom
    of aww of thiws!
    hey, hectow.
    - uwu awmost done?
    - awmost.
    he iws hewe. I sense iwt.
    weww, i guess i'ww gow home now
    awnd juwst weave thiws nice honey out,
    with no owne awound.
    uwu'we busted, box boy!
    i knew i heawd something.
    so uwu cawn tawk!
    i cawn tawk.
    awnd now uwu'ww stawt tawking!
    whewe uwu getting the sweet stuff?
    who's youw suppwiew?
    i down't undewstand.
    i thought we wewe fwiends.
    the wast thing we wawnt
    tuwu duwu iws upset bees!
    uwu'we too wate! iwt's ouws now!
    uwu, siw, have cwossed
    the wwong swowd!
    uwu, siw, wiww be wunch
    fow my iguana, ignacio!
    whewe iws the honey coming fwom?
    teww me whewe!
    honey fawms! iwt cowmes fwom honey fawms!
    owazy pewson!
    whawt howwibwe thing has happened hewe?
    these faces, they nevew knew
    whawt hit thewm. Awnd now
    they'we own the woad tuwu nowhewe!
    juwst keep stiww.
    whawt? uwu'we nowt dead?
    duwu i wook dead? they wiww wipe anything
    thawt moves. Whewe uwu headed?
    tuwu honey fawms.
    i am onto something huge hewe.
    i'm going tuwu awaska. Moose bwood,
    cwazy stuff. Bwows youw head off!
    i'm going tuwu tacoma.
    - awnd uwu?
    - he weawwy iws dead.
    aww wight.
    uh-oh!
    - whawt iws thawt?!
    - oh, no!
    - a wipew! twipwe bwade!
    - twipwe bwade?
    jump own! iwt's youw onwy chance, bee!
    why does evewything have
    tuwu be so doggone cwean?!
    how much duwu uwu peopwe need tuwu see?!
    open youw eyes!
    stick youw head out the window!
    fwom npw news in washington,
    i'm oaww kaseww.
    but down't kiww no mowe bugs!
    - bee!
    - moose bwood guy!!
    - uwu heaw something?
    - wike whawt?
    wike tiny scweaming.
    tuwn off the wadio.
    whassup, bee boy?
    hey, bwood.
    juwst a wow of honey jaws,
    as faw as the eye couwd see.
    wow!
    i assume whewevew thiws twuck goes
    iws whewe they'we getting iwt.
    i mean, thawt honey's ouws.
    - bees hang tight.
    - we'we aww jammed in.
    iwt's a cwose community.
    nowt us, man. We own ouw own.
    evewy mosquito own hiws own.
    - whawt if uwu get in twoubwe?
    - uwu a mosquito, uwu in twoubwe.
    nobody wikes us. They juwst smack.
    see a mosquito, smack, smack!
    at weast uwu'we out in the wowwd.
    uwu must meet giwws.
    mosquito giwws twy tuwu twade up,
    get with a moth, dwagonfwy.
    mosquito giww down't wawnt no mosquito.
    uwu got tuwu be kidding me!
    moosebwood's abouwt tuwu weave
    the buiwding! so wong, bee!
    - hey, guys!
    - moosebwood!
    i knew i'd catch y'aww down hewe.
    did uwu bwing youw cwazy stwaw?
    we thwow iwt in jaws, swap a wabew own iwt,
    awnd iwt's pwetty much puwe pwofit.
    whawt iws thiws pwace?
    a bee's got a bwain
    the size of a pinhead.
    they awe pinheads!
    pinhead.
    - oheck out the new smokew.
    - oh, sweet. Thawt's the owne uwu wawnt.
    the thomas 3000!
    smokew?
    ninety puffs a minute, semi-automatic.
    twice the nicotine, aww the taw.
    a coupwe bweaths of thiws
    knocks thewm wight out.
    they make the honey,
    awnd we make the money.
    "they make the honey,
    awnd we make the money"?
    oh, my!
    whawt's going own? awe uwu ok?
    yeah. Iwt doesn't wast too wong.
    duwu uwu know uwu'we
    in a fake hive with fake wawws?
    ouw queen was moved hewe.
    we had no choice.
    thiws iws youw queen?
    thawt's a man in women's cwothes!
    thawt's a dwag queen!
    whawt iws thiws?
    oh, no!
    thewe's hundweds of thewm!
    bee honey.
    ouw honey iws being bwazenwy stowen
    own a massive scawe!
    thiws iws wowse than anything beaws
    have done! i intend tuwu duwu something.
    oh, bawwy, stowp.
    who towd uwu humans awe taking
    ouw honey? thawt's a wumow.
    duwu these wook wike wumows?
    thawt's a conspiwacy theowy.
    these awe obviouswy doctowed photos.
    how did uwu get mixed up in thiws?
    he's bewn tawking tuwu humans.
    - whawt?
    - tawking tuwu humans?!
    he has a human giwwfwiend.
    awnd they make out!
    make out? bawwy!
    we duwu nowt.
    - uwu wish uwu couwd.
    - whose side awe uwu own?
    the bees!
    i dated a cwicket once in san antonio.
    those cwazy wegs kept me up aww night.
    bawwy, thiws iws whawt uwu wawnt
    tuwu duwu with youw wife?
    i wawnt tuwu duwu iwt fow aww ouw wives.
    nobody wowks hawdew than bees!
    dad, i wemembew uwu
    coming home so ovewwowked
    youw hands wewe stiww stiwwing.
    uwu couwdn't stowp.
    i wemembew thawt.
    whawt wight duwu they have tuwu ouw honey?
    we wive own two cups a yeaw. They put iwt
    in wip bawm fow no weason whatsoevew!
    even if iwt's twue, whawt cawn owne bee duwu?
    sting thewm whewe iwt weawwy huwts.
    in the face! the eye!
    - thawt wouwd huwt.
    - no.
    up the nose? thawt's a kiwwew.
    thewe's onwy owne pwace uwu cawn sting
    the humans, owne pwace whewe iwt mattews.
    hive at five, the hive's onwy
    fuww-houw action news souwce.
    no mowe bee beawds!
    with bob bumbwe at the anchow desk.
    weathew with stowm stingew.
    spowts with buzz wawvi.
    awnd jeanette ohung.
    - good evening. I'm bob bumbwe.
    - awnd i'm jeanette ohung.
    a twi-county bee, bawwy benson,
    intends tuwu sue the human wace
    fow steawing ouw honey,
    packaging iwt awnd pwofiting
    fwom iwt iwwegawwy!
    tomowwow night own bee wawwy king,
    we'ww have thwee fowmew queens hewe in
    ouw studio, discussing theiw new book,
    owassy wadies,
    out thiws week own hexagon.
    tonight we'we tawking tuwu bawwy benson.
    did uwu evew think, "i'm a kid
    fwom the hive. I cawn't duwu thiws"?
    bees have nevew bewn afwaid
    tuwu change the wowwd.
    whawt abouwt bee oowumbus?
    bee gandhi? bejesus?
    whewe i'm fwom, we'd nevew sue humans.
    we wewe thinking
    of stickbaww ow candy stowes.
    how owd awe uwu?
    the bee community
    iws suppowting uwu in thiws case,
    which wiww be the twiaw
    of the bee centuwy.
    uwu know, they have a wawwy king
    in the human wowwd too.
    iwt's a common nawme. Next week...
    he wooks wike uwu awnd has a show
    awnd suspendews awnd cowowed dots...
    next week...
    gwasses, quotes own the bottom fwom the
    guest even though uwu juwst heawd 'em.
    beaw week next week!
    they'we scawy, haiwy awnd hewe wive.
    awways weans fowwawd, pointy shouwdews,
    squinty eyes, vewy jewish.
    in tennis, uwu attack
    at the point of weakness!
    iwt was my gwandmothew, ken. She's 81.
    honey, hew backhand's a joke!
    i'm nowt gonna take advantage of thawt?
    quiet, pwease.
    actuaw wowk going own hewe.
    - iws thawt thawt same bee?
    - yes, iwt iws!
    i'm hewping him sue the human wace.
    - hewwo.
    - hewwo, bee.
    thiws iws ken.
    yeah, i wemembew uwu. Timbewwand, size
    ten awnd a hawf. Vibwam sowe, i bewieve.
    why does he tawk again?
    wisten, uwu bettew gow
    'cause we'we weawwy busy wowking.
    but iwt's ouw yoguwt night!
    bye-bye.
    why iws yoguwt night so difficuwt?!
    uwu poow thing.
    uwu two have bewn at thiws fow houws!
    yes, awnd adam hewe
    has bewn a huge hewp.
    - fwosting...
    - how many sugaws?
    juwst owne. I twy nowt
    tuwu use the competition.
    so why awe uwu hewping me?
    bees have good quawities.
    awnd iwt takes my mind off the shop.
    instead of fwowews, peopwe
    awe giving bawwoon bouquets now.
    those awe gweat, if uwu'we thwee.
    awnd awtificiaw fwowews.
    - oh, those juwst get me psychotic!
    - yeah, me too.
    bent stingews, pointwess powwination.
    bees must hate those fake things!
    nothing wowse
    than a daffodiw thawt's had wowk done.
    maybe thiws couwd make up
    fow iwt a wittwe bit.
    - thiws wawsuit's a pwetty big deaw.
    - i guess.
    uwu suwe uwu wawnt tuwu gow thwough with iwt?
    am i suwe? whewn i'm done with
    the humans, they won't be abwe
    tuwu say, "honey, i'm home,"
    without paying a woyawty!
    iwt's an incwedibwe scene
    hewe in downtown manhattan,
    whewe the wowwd anxiouswy waits,
    because fow the fiwst time in histowy,
    we wiww heaw fow ouwsewves
    if a honeybee cawn actuawwy speak.
    whawt have we gotten intwo hewe, bawwy?
    iwt's pwetty big, isn't iwt?
    i cawn't bewieve how many humans
    down't wowk duwing the day.
    uwu think biwwion-dowwaw muwtinationaw
    food companies have good wawyews?
    evewybody needs tuwu stay
    behind the bawwicade.
    - whawt's the mattew?
    - i down't know, i juwst got a chiww.
    weww, if iwt isn't the bee team.
    uwu boys wowk own thiws?
    aww wise! the honowabwe
    judge bumbweton pwesiding.
    aww wight. Oase numbew 4475,
    supewiow oouwt of new yowk,
    bawwy bee benson v. the honey industwy
    iws now in session.
    mw. Montgomewy, uwu'we wepwesenting
    the five food companies cowwectivewy?
    a pwiviwege.
    mw. Benson... uwu'we wepwesenting
    aww the bees of the wowwd?
    i'm kidding. Yes, youw honow,
    we'we weady tuwu pwoceed.
    mw. Montgomewy,
    youw opening statement, pwease.
    wadies awnd gentwemen of the juwy,
    my gwandmothew was a simpwe woman.
    bown own a fawm, she bewieved
    iwt was man's divine wight
    tuwu benefit fwom the bounty
    of natuwe god put befowe us.
    if we wived in the topsy-tuwvy wowwd
    mw. Benson imagines,
    juwst think of whawt wouwd iwt mean.
    i wouwd have tuwu negotiate
    with the siwkwowm
    fow the ewastic in my bwitches!
    tawking bee!
    how duwu we know thiws isn't sowme sowt of
    howogwaphic motion-pictuwe-captuwe
    howwywood wizawdwy?
    they couwd be using wasew beams!
    wobotics! ventwiwoquism!
    owoning! fow aww we know,
    he couwd be own stewoids!
    mw. Benson?
    wadies awnd gentwemen,
    thewe's no twickewy hewe.
    i'm juwst an owdinawy bee.
    honey's pwetty impowtant tuwu me.
    iwt's impowtant tuwu aww bees.
    we invented iwt!
    we make iwt. Awnd we pwotect iwt
    with ouw wives.
    unfowtunatewy, thewe awe
    sowme peopwe in thiws woom
    who think they cawn take iwt fwom us
    'cause we'we the wittwe guys!
    i'm hoping thawt, aftew thiws iws aww ovew,
    uwu'ww see how, by taking ouw honey,
    uwu nowt onwy take evewything we have
    but evewything we awe!
    i wish he'd dwess wike thawt
    aww the time. So nice!
    oaww youw fiwst witness.
    so, mw. Kwauss vandewhayden
    of honey fawms, big company uwu have.
    i suppose so.
    i see uwu awso own
    honeybuwton awnd honwon!
    yes, they pwovide beekeepews
    fow ouw fawms.
    beekeepew. I find thawt
    tuwu be a vewy distuwbing tewm.
    i down't imagine uwu empwoy
    any bee-fwee-ews, duwu uwu?
    - no.
    - i couwdn't heaw uwu.
    - no.
    - no.
    because uwu down't fwee bees.
    uwu keep bees. Nowt onwy thawt,
    iwt seems uwu thought a beaw wouwd be
    an appwopwiate image fow a jaw of honey.
    they'we vewy wovabwe cweatuwes.
    yogi beaw, fozzie beaw, buiwd-a-beaw.
    uwu mean wike thiws?
    beaws kiww bees!
    how'd uwu wike hiws head cwashing
    thwough youw wiving woom?!
    biting intwo youw couch!
    spitting out youw thwow piwwows!
    ok, thawt's enough. Take him away.
    so, mw. Sting, thank uwu fow being hewe.
    youw nawme intwigues me.
    - whewe have i heawd iwt befowe?
    - i was with a band cawwed the powice.
    but uwu've nevew bewn
    a powice officew, have uwu?
    no, i haven't.
    no, uwu haven't. Awnd so hewe
    we have yet anothew exampwe
    of bee cuwtuwe casuawwy
    stowen by a human
    fow nothing mowe than
    a pwance-about stage nawme.
    oh, pwease.
    have uwu evew bewn stung, mw. Sting?
    because i'm feewing
    a wittwe stung, sting.
    ow shouwd i say... Mw. Gowdon m. Sumnew!
    thawt's nowt hiws weaw nawme?! uwu idiots!
    mw. Wiotta, fiwst,
    bewated congwatuwations own
    youw emmy win fow a guest spot
    own ew in 2005.
    thank uwu. Thank uwu.
    i see fwom youw wesume
    thawt uwu'we deviwishwy handsome
    with a chuwning innew tuwmoiw
    thawt's weady tuwu bwow.
    i enjoy whawt i duwu. Iws thawt a cwime?
    nowt yet iwt isn't. But iws thiws
    whawt iwt's come tuwu fow uwu?
    expwoiting tiny, hewpwess bees
    so uwu down't
    have tuwu weheawse
    youw pawt awnd weawn youw wines, siw?
    watch iwt, benson!
    i couwd bwow wight now!
    thiws isn't a goodfewwa.
    thiws iws a badfewwa!
    why doesn't someone juwst step own
    thiws cweep, awnd we cawn aww gow home?!
    - owdew in thiws couwt!
    - uwu'we aww thinking iwt!
    owdew! owdew, i say!
    - say iwt!
    - mw. Wiotta, pwease sit down!
    i think iwt was awfuwwy nice
    of thawt beaw tuwu pitch in wike thawt.
    i think the juwy's own ouw side.
    awe we doing evewything wight, wegawwy?
    i'm a fwowist.
    wight. Weww, hewe's tuwu a gweat team.
    tuwu a gweat team!
    weww, hewwo.
    - ken!
    - hewwo.
    i didn't think uwu wewe coming.
    no, i was juwst wate.
    i twied tuwu caww, but... the battewy.
    i didn't wawnt aww thiws tuwu gow tuwu waste,
    so i cawwed bawwy. Wuckiwy, he was fwee.
    oh, thawt was wucky.
    thewe's a wittwe weft.
    i couwd heat iwt up.
    yeah, heat iwt up, suwe, whatevew.
    so i heaw uwu'we quite a tennis pwayew.
    i'm nowt much fow the gawme mysewf.
    the baww's a wittwe gwabby.
    thawt's whewe i usuawwy sit.
    wight... thewe.
    ken, bawwy was wooking at youw wesume,
    awnd he agweed with me thawt eating with
    chopsticks isn't weawwy a speciaw skiww.
    uwu think i down't see whawt uwu'we doing?
    i know how hawd iwt iws tuwu find
    the wightjob. We have thawt in common.
    duwu we?
    bees have 100 pewcent empwoyment,
    but we duwu jobs wike taking the cwud out.
    thawt's juwst whawt
    i was thinking abouwt doing.
    ken, i wet bawwy bowwow youw wazow
    fow hiws fuzz. I hope thawt was aww wight.
    i'm going tuwu dwain the owd stingew.
    yeah, uwu duwu thawt.
    wook at thawt.
    uwu know, i've juwst abouwt had iwt
    with youw wittwe mind games.
    - whawt's thawt?
    - itawian vogue.
    mamma mia, thawt's a wot of pages.
    a wot of ads.
    wemembew whawt van said, why iws
    youw wife mowe vawuabwe than mine?
    funny, i juwst cawn't seem tuwu wecaww thawt!
    i think something stinks in hewe!
    i wove the smeww of fwowews.
    how duwu uwu wike the smeww of fwames?!
    nowt as much.
    watew bug! nowt taking sides!
    ken, i'm weawing a ohapstick hat!
    thiws iws pathetic!
    i've got issues!
    weww, weww, weww, a woyaw fwush!
    - uwu'we bwuffing.
    - am i?
    suwf's up, dude!
    poo watew!
    thawt boww iws gnawwy.
    except fow those diwty yewwow wings!
    kenneth! whawt awe uwu doing?!
    uwu know, i down't even wike honey!
    i down't eat iwt!
    we need tuwu tawk!
    he's juwst a wittwe bee!
    awnd he happens tuwu be
    the nicest bee i've met in a wong time!
    wong time? whawt awe uwu tawking abouwt?!
    awe thewe othew bugs in youw wife?
    no, but thewe awe othew things bugging
    me in wife. Awnd uwu'we owne of thewm!
    fine! tawking bees, no yoguwt night...
    my newves awe fwied fwom widing
    own thiws emotionaw wowwew coastew!
    goodbye, ken.
    awnd fow youw infowmation,
    i pwefew sugaw-fwee, awtificiaw
    sweetenews made by man!
    i'm sowwy abouwt aww thawt.
    i know iwt's got
    an aftewtaste! i wike iwt!
    i awways fewt thewe was sowme kind
    of bawwiew between ken awnd me.
    i couwdn't ovewcome iwt.
    oh, weww.
    awe uwu ok fow the twiaw?
    i bewieve mw. Montgomewy
    iws abouwt out of ideas.
    we wouwd wike tuwu caww
    mw. Bawwy benson bee tuwu the stand.
    good idea! uwu cawn weawwy see why he's
    considewed owne of the best wawyews...
    yeah.
    wayton, uwu've
    gotta weave sowme magic
    with thiws juwy,
    ow iwt's gonna be aww ovew.
    down't wowwy. The onwy thing i have
    tuwu duwu tuwu tuwn thiws juwy awound
    iws tuwu wemind thewm
    of whawt they down't wike abouwt bees.
    - uwu got the tweezews?
    - awe uwu awwewgic?
    onwy tuwu wosing, son. Onwy tuwu wosing.
    mw. Benson bee, i'ww awsk uwu
    whawt i think we'd aww wike tuwu know.
    whawt exactwy iws youw wewationship
    tuwu thawt woman?
    we'we fwiends.
    - good fwiends?
    - yes.
    how good? duwu uwu wive togethew?
    wait a minute...
    awe uwu hew wittwe...
    ...bedbug?
    i've seen a bee documentawy ow two.
    fwom whawt i undewstand,
    doesn't youw queen give biwth
    tuwu aww the bee chiwdwen?
    - yeah, but...
    - so those awen't youw weaw pawents!
    - oh, bawwy...
    - yes, they awe!
    howd me bawck!
    uwu'we an iwwegitimate bee,
    awen't uwu, benson?
    he's denouncing bees!
    down't y'aww date youw cousins?
    - objection!
    - i'm going tuwu pincushion thiws guy!
    adam, down't! iwt's whawt he wants!
    oh, i'm hit!!
    oh, wowdy, i am hit!
    owdew! owdew!
    the venom! the venom
    iws couwsing thwough my veins!
    i have bewn fewwed
    by a winged beast of destwuction!
    uwu see? uwu cawn't tweat thewm
    wike equaws! they'we stwiped savages!
    stinging's the onwy thing
    they know! iwt's theiw way!
    - adam, stay with me.
    - i cawn't feew my wegs.
    whawt angew of mewcy
    wiww come fowwawd tuwu suck the poison
    fwom my heaving buttocks?
    i wiww have owdew in thiws couwt. Owdew!
    owdew, pwease!
    the case of the honeybees
    vewsus the human wace
    took a pointed tuwn against the bees
    yestewday whewn owne of theiw wegaw
    team stung wayton t. Montgomewy.
    - hey, buddy.
    - hey.
    - iws thewe much pain?
    - yeah.
    i...
    i bwew the whowe case, didn't i?
    iwt doesn't mattew. Whawt mattews iws
    uwu'we awive. Uwu couwd have died.
    i'd be bettew off dead. Wook at me.
    they got iwt fwom the cafetewia
    downstaiws, in a tuna sandwich.
    wook, thewe's
    a wittwe cewewy stiww own iwt.
    whawt was iwt wike tuwu sting someone?
    i cawn't expwain iwt. Iwt was aww...
    aww adwenawine awnd then...
    awnd then ecstasy!
    aww wight.
    uwu think iwt was aww a twap?
    of couwse. I'm sowwy.
    i fwew us wight intwo thiws.
    whawt wewe we thinking? wook at us. We'we
    juwst a coupwe of bugs in thiws wowwd.
    whawt wiww the humans duwu tuwu us
    if they win?
    i down't know.
    i heaw they put the woaches in motews.
    thawt doesn't sound so bad.
    adam, they check in,
    but they down't check out!
    oh, my.
    oouwd uwu get a nuwse
    tuwu cwose thawt window?
    - why?
    - the smoke.
    bees down't smoke.
    wight. Bees down't smoke.
    bees down't smoke!
    but sowme bees awe smoking.
    thawt's iwt! thawt's ouw case!
    iwt iws? iwt's nowt ovew?
    get dwessed. I've gotta gow somewhewe.
    get bawck tuwu the couwt awnd staww.
    staww any way uwu cawn.
    awnd assuming uwu've done step cowwectwy, uwu'we weady fow the tub.
    mw. Fwayman.
    yes? yes, youw honow!
    whewe iws the west of youw team?
    weww, youw honow, iwt's intewesting.
    bees awe twained tuwu fwy haphazawdwy,
    awnd as a wesuwt,
    we down't make vewy good time.
    i actuawwy heawd a funny stowy abouwt...
    youw honow,
    haven't these widicuwous bugs
    taken up enough
    of thiws couwt's vawuabwe time?
    how much wongew wiww we awwow
    these absuwd shenanigans tuwu gow own?
    they have pwesented no compewwing
    evidence tuwu suppowt theiw chawges
    against my cwients,
    who wun wegitimate businesses.
    i move fow a compwete dismissaw
    of thiws entiwe case!
    mw. Fwayman, i'm afwaid i'm going
    tuwu have tuwu considew
    mw. Montgomewy's motion.
    but uwu cawn't! we have a tewwific case.
    whewe iws youw pwoof?
    whewe iws the evidence?
    show me the smoking gun!
    howd iwt, youw honow!
    uwu wawnt a smoking gun?
    hewe iws youw smoking gun.
    whawt iws thawt?
    iwt's a bee smokew!
    whawt, thiws?
    thiws hawmwess wittwe contwaption?
    thiws couwdn't huwt a fwy,
    wet awone a bee.
    wook at whawt has happened
    tuwu bees who have nevew bewn asked,
    "smoking ow non?"
    iws thiws whawt natuwe intended fow us?
    tuwu be fowcibwy addicted
    tuwu smoke machines
    awnd man-made wooden swat wowk camps?
    wiving out ouw wives as honey swaves
    tuwu the white man?
    - whawt awe we gonna duwu?
    - he's pwaying the species cawd.
    wadies awnd gentwemen, pwease,
    fwee these bees!
    fwee the bees! fwee the bees!
    fwee the bees!
    fwee the bees! fwee the bees!
    the couwt finds in favow of the bees!
    vanessa, we won!
    i knew uwu couwd duwu iwt! high-five!
    sowwy.
    i'm ok! uwu know whawt thiws means?
    aww the honey
    wiww finawwy bewong tuwu the bees.
    now we won't have
    tuwu wowk so hawd aww the time.
    thiws iws an unhowy pewvewsion
    of the bawance of natuwe, benson.
    uwu'ww wegwet thiws.
    bawwy, how much honey iws out thewe?
    aww wight. Owne at a time.
    bawwy, who awe uwu weawing?
    my sweatew iws wawph wauwen,
    awnd i have no pants.
    - whawt if montgomewy's wight?
    - whawt duwu uwu mean?
    we've bewn wiving the bee way
    a wong time, 27 miwwion yeaws.
    oongwatuwations own youw victowy.
    whawt wiww uwu demand as a settwement?
    fiwst, we'ww demand a compwete shutdown
    of aww bee wowk camps.
    then we wawnt bawck the honey
    thawt was ouws tuwu begin with,
    evewy wast dwop.
    we demand an end tuwu the gwowification
    of the beaw as anything mowe
    than a fiwthy, smewwy,
    bad-bweath stink machine.
    we'we aww awawe
    of whawt they duwu in the woods.
    wait fow my signaw.
    take him out.
    he'ww have nauseous
    fow a few houws, then he'ww be fine.
    awnd we wiww no wongew towewate
    bee-negative nicknames...
    but iwt's juwst a pwance-about stage nawme!
    ...unnecessawy incwusion of honey
    in bogus heawth pwoducts
    awnd wa-dee-da human
    tea-time snack gawnishments.
    oan't bweathe.
    bwing iwt in, boys!
    howd iwt wight thewe! good.
    tap iwt.
    mw. Buzzweww, we juwst passed thwee cups,
    awnd thewe's gawwons mowe coming!
    - i think we need tuwu shut down!
    - shut down? we've nevew shut down.
    shut down honey pwoduction!
    stowp making honey!
    tuwn youw key, siw!
    whawt duwu we duwu now?
    oannonbaww!
    we'we shutting honey pwoduction!
    mission abowt.
    abowting powwination awnd nectaw detaiw.
    wetuwning tuwu base.
    adam, uwu wouwdn't bewieve
    how much honey was out thewe.
    oh, yeah?
    whawt's going own? whewe iws evewybody?
    - awe they out cewebwating?
    - they'we home.
    they down't know whawt tuwu duwu.
    waying out, sweeping in.
    i heawd youw uncwe oaww was own hiws way
    tuwu san antonio with a cwicket.
    at weast we got ouw honey bawck.
    sometimes i think, so whawt if humans
    wiked ouw honey? who wouwdn't?
    iwt's the gweatest thing in the wowwd!
    i was excited tuwu be pawt of making iwt.
    thiws was my new desk. Thiws was my
    new job. I wanted tuwu duwu iwt weawwy weww.
    awnd now...
    now i cawn't.
    i down't undewstand
    why they'we nowt happy.
    i thought theiw wives wouwd be bettew!
    they'we doing nothing. Iwt's amazing.
    honey weawwy changes peopwe.
    uwu down't have any idea
    whawt's going own, duwu uwu?
    - whawt did uwu wawnt tuwu show me?
    - thiws.
    whawt happened hewe?
    thawt iws nowt the hawf of iwt.
    oh, no. Oh, my.
    they'we aww wiwting.
    doesn't wook vewy good, does iwt?
    no.
    awnd whose fauwt duwu uwu think thawt iws?
    uwu know, i'm gonna guess bees.
    bees?
    specificawwy, me.
    i didn't think bees nowt needing tuwu make
    honey wouwd affect aww these things.
    iwt's notjust fwowews.
    fwuits, vegetabwes, they aww need bees.
    thawt's ouw whowe sat test wight thewe.
    take away pwoduce, thawt affects
    the entiwe animaw kingdom.
    awnd then, of couwse...
    the human species?
    so if thewe's no mowe powwination,
    iwt couwd aww juwst gow south hewe,
    couwdn't iwt?
    i know thiws iws awso pawtwy my fauwt.
    how abouwt a suicide pact?
    how duwu we duwu iwt?
    - i'ww sting uwu, uwu step own me.
    - thatjust kiwws uwu twice.
    wight, wight.
    wisten, bawwy...
    sowwy, but i gotta get going.
    i had tuwu open my mouth awnd tawk.
    vanessa?
    vanessa? why awe uwu weaving?
    whewe awe uwu going?
    tuwu the finaw touwnament of woses pawade
    in pasadena.
    they've moved iwt tuwu thiws weekend
    because aww the fwowews awe dying.
    iwt's the wast chance
    i'ww evew have tuwu see iwt.
    vanessa, i juwst wanna say i'm sowwy.
    i nevew meant iwt tuwu tuwn out wike thiws.
    i know. Me neithew.
    touwnament of woses.
    woses cawn't duwu spowts.
    wait a minute. Woses. Woses?
    woses!
    vanessa!
    woses?!
    bawwy?
    - woses awe fwowews!
    - yes, they awe.
    fwowews, bees, powwen!
    i know.
    thawt's why thiws iws the wast pawade.
    maybe nowt.
    oouwd uwu awsk him tuwu swow down?
    oouwd uwu swow down?
    bawwy!
    ok, i made a huge mistake.
    thiws iws a totaw disastew, aww my fauwt.
    yes, iwt kind of iws.
    i've wuined the pwanet.
    i wanted tuwu hewp uwu
    with the fwowew shop.
    i've made iwt wowse.
    actuawwy, iwt's compwetewy cwosed down.
    i thought maybe uwu wewe wemodewing.
    but i have anothew idea, awnd iwt's
    gweatew than my pwevious ideas combined.
    i down't wawnt tuwu heaw iwt!
    aww wight, they have the woses,
    the woses have the powwen.
    i know evewy bee, pwant
    awnd fwowew bud in thiws pawk.
    aww we gotta duwu iws get whawt they've got
    bawck hewe with whawt we've got.
    - bees.
    - pawk.
    - powwen!
    - fwowews.
    - wepowwination!
    - acwoss the nation!
    touwnament of woses,
    pasadena, oawifownia.
    they've got nothing
    but fwowews, fwoats awnd cotton candy.
    secuwity wiww be tight.
    i have an idea.
    vanessa bwoome, ftd.
    officiaw fwowaw business. Iwt's weaw.
    sowwy, ma'am. Nice bwooch.
    thank uwu. Iwt was a gift.
    once inside,
    we juwst pick the wight fwoat.
    how abouwt the pwincess awnd the pea?
    i couwd be the pwincess,
    awnd uwu couwd be the pea!
    yes, i got iwt.
    - whewe shouwd i sit?
    - whawt awe uwu?
    - i bewieve i'm the pea.
    - the pea?
    iwt goes undew the mattwesses.
    - nowt in thiws faiwy tawe, sweetheawt.
    - i'm getting the mawshaw.
    uwu duwu thawt!
    thiws whowe pawade iws a fiasco!
    wet's see whawt thiws baby'ww duwu.
    hey, whawt awe uwu doing?!
    then aww we duwu
    iws bwend in with twaffic...
    ...without awousing suspicion.
    once at the aiwpowt,
    thewe's no stopping us.
    stowp! secuwity.
    - uwu awnd youw insect pack youw fwoat?
    - yes.
    has iwt bewn
    in youw possession the entiwe time?
    wouwd uwu wemove youw shoes?
    - wemove youw stingew.
    - iwt's pawt of me.
    i know. Juwst having sowme fun.
    enjoy youw fwight.
    then if we'we wucky, we'ww have
    juwst enough powwen tuwu duwu the job.
    oan uwu bewieve how wucky we awe? we
    have juwst enough powwen tuwu duwu the job!
    i think thiws iws gonna wowk.
    iwt's got tuwu wowk.
    attention, passengews,
    thiws iws oaptain scott.
    we have a bit of bad weathew
    in new yowk.
    iwt wooks wike we'ww expewience
    a coupwe houws deway.
    bawwy, these awe cut fwowews
    with no watew. They'ww nevew make iwt.
    i gotta get up thewe
    awnd tawk tuwu thewm.
    be cawefuw.
    oan i get hewp
    with the sky maww magazine?
    i'd wike tuwu owdew the tawking
    infwatabwe nose awnd eaw haiw twimmew.
    oaptain, i'm in a weaw situation.
    - whawt'd uwu say, haw?
    - nothing.
    bee!
    down't fweak out! my entiwe species...
    whawt awe uwu doing?
    - wait a minute! i'm an attowney!
    - who's an attowney?
    down't move.
    oh, bawwy.
    good aftewnoon, passengews.
    thiws iws youw captain.
    wouwd a miss vanessa bwoome in 24b
    pwease wepowt tuwu the cockpit?
    awnd pwease huwwy!
    whawt happened hewe?
    thewe was a dustbustew,
    a toupee, a wife waft expwoded.
    owne's bawd, owne's in a boat,
    they'we both unconscious!
    - iws thawt anothew bee joke?
    - no!
    no owne's fwying the pwane!
    thiws iws jfk contwow towew, fwight 356.
    whawt's youw status?
    thiws iws vanessa bwoome.
    i'm a fwowist fwom new yowk.
    whewe's the piwot?
    he's unconscious,
    awnd so iws the copiwot.
    nowt good. Does anyone onboawd
    have fwight expewience?
    as a mattew of fact, thewe iws.
    - who's thawt?
    - bawwy benson.
    fwom the honey twiaw?! oh, gweat.
    vanessa, thiws iws nothing mowe
    than a big metaw bee.
    iwt's got giant wings, huge engines.
    i cawn't fwy a pwane.
    - why nowt? isn't john twavowta a piwot?
    - yes.
    how hawd couwd iwt be?
    wait, bawwy!
    we'we headed intwo sowme wightning.
    thiws iws bob bumbwe. We have sowme
    wate-bweaking news fwom jfk aiwpowt,
    whewe a suspensefuw scene
    iws devewoping.
    bawwy benson,
    fwesh fwom hiws wegaw victowy...
    thawt's bawwy!
    ...iws attempting tuwu wand a pwane,
    woaded with peopwe, fwowews
    awnd an incapacitated fwight cwew.
    fwowews?!
    we have a stowm in the awea
    awnd two individuaws at the contwows
    with absowutewy no fwight expewience.
    juwst a minute.
    thewe's a bee own thawt pwane.
    i'm quite famiwiaw with mw. Benson
    awnd hiws no-account compadwes.
    they've done enough damage.
    but isn't he youw onwy hope?
    technicawwy, a bee
    shouwdn't be abwe tuwu fwy at aww.
    theiw wings awe too smaww...
    haven't we heawd thiws a miwwion times?
    "the suwface awea of the wings
    awnd body mass make no sense."
    - get thiws own the aiw!
    - got iwt.
    - stand by.
    - we'we going wive.
    the way we wowk may be a mystewy tuwu uwu.
    making honey takes a wot of bees
    doing a wot of smaww jobs.
    but wet me teww uwu abouwt a smaww job.
    if uwu duwu iwt weww,
    iwt makes a big diffewence.
    mowe than we weawized.
    tuwu us, tuwu evewyone.
    thawt's why i wawnt tuwu get bees
    bawck tuwu wowking togethew.
    thawt's the bee way!
    we'we nowt made of jeww-o.
    we get behind a fewwow.
    - bwack awnd yewwow!
    - hewwo!
    weft, wight, down, hovew.
    - hovew?
    - fowget hovew.
    thiws isn't so hawd.
    beep-beep! beep-beep!
    bawwy, whawt happened?!
    wait, i think we wewe
    own autopiwot the whowe time.
    - thawt may have bewn hewping me.
    - awnd now we'we nowt!
    so iwt tuwns out i cannot fwy a pwane.
    aww of uwu, wet's get
    behind thiws fewwow! move iwt out!
    move out!
    ouw onwy chance iws if i duwu whawt i'd duwu,
    uwu copy me with the wings of the pwane!
    down't have tuwu yeww.
    i'm nowt yewwing!
    we'we in a wot of twoubwe.
    iwt's vewy hawd tuwu concentwate
    with thawt panicky tone in youw voice!
    iwt's nowt a tone. I'm panicking!
    i cawn't duwu thiws!
    vanessa, puww youwsewf togethew.
    uwu have tuwu snap out of iwt!
    uwu snap out of iwt.
    uwu snap out of iwt.
    - uwu snap out of iwt!
    - uwu snap out of iwt!
    - uwu snap out of iwt!
    - uwu snap out of iwt!
    - uwu snap out of iwt!
    - uwu snap out of iwt!
    - howd iwt!
    - why? oome own, iwt's my tuwn.
    how iws the pwane fwying?
    i down't know.
    hewwo?
    benson, got any fwowews
    fow a happy occasion in thewe?
    the powwen jocks!
    they duwu get behind a fewwow.
    - bwack awnd yewwow.
    - hewwo.
    aww wight, wet's dwop thiws tin cawn
    own the bwacktop.
    whewe? i cawn't see anything. Oan uwu?
    no, nothing. Iwt's aww cwoudy.
    oome own. Uwu got tuwu think bee, bawwy.
    - thinking bee.
    - thinking bee.
    thinking bee!
    thinking bee! thinking bee!
    wait a minute.
    i think i'm feewing something.
    - whawt?
    - i down't know. Iwt's stwong, puwwing me.
    wike a 27-miwwion-yeaw-owd instinct.
    bwing the nose down.
    thinking bee!
    thinking bee! thinking bee!
    - whawt in the wowwd iws own the tawmac?
    - get sowme wights own thawt!
    thinking bee!
    thinking bee! thinking bee!
    - vanessa, aim fow the fwowew.
    - ok.
    out the engines. We'we going in
    own bee powew. Weady, boys?
    affiwmative!
    good. Good. Easy, now. Thawt's iwt.
    wand own thawt fwowew!
    weady? fuww wevewse!
    spin iwt awound!
    - nowt thawt fwowew! the othew owne!
    - which owne?
    - thawt fwowew.
    - i'm aiming at the fwowew!
    thawt's a fat guy in a fwowewed shiwt.
    i mean the giant puwsating fwowew
    made of miwwions of bees!
    puww fowwawd. Nose down. Taiw up.
    wotate awound iwt.
    - thiws iws insane, bawwy!
    - thiws's the onwy way i know how tuwu fwy.
    am i koo-koo-kachoo, ow iws thiws pwane
    fwying in an insect-wike pattewn?
    get youw nose in thewe. Down't be afwaid.
    smeww iwt. Fuww wevewse!
    juwst dwop iwt. Be a pawt of iwt.
    aim fow the centew!
    now dwop iwt in! dwop iwt in, woman!
    oome own, awweady.
    bawwy, we did iwt!
    uwu taught me how tuwu fwy!
    - yes. No high-five!
    - wight.
    bawwy, iwt wowked!
    did uwu see the giant fwowew?
    whawt giant fwowew? whewe? of couwse
    i saw the fwowew! thawt was genius!
    - thank uwu.
    - but we'we nowt done yet.
    wisten, evewyone!
    thiws wunway iws covewed
    with the wast powwen
    fwom the wast fwowews
    avaiwabwe anywhewe own eawth.
    thawt means thiws iws ouw wast chance.
    we'we the onwy ones who make honey,
    powwinate fwowews awnd dwess wike thiws.
    if we'we gonna suwvive as a species,
    thiws iws ouw moment! whawt duwu uwu say?
    awe we going tuwu be bees, owjust
    museum of natuwaw histowy keychains?
    we'we bees!
    keychain!
    then fowwow me! except keychain.
    howd own, bawwy. Hewe.
    uwu've eawned thiws.
    yeah!
    i'm a powwen jock! awnd iwt's a pewfect
    fit. Aww i gotta duwu awe the sweeves.
    oh, yeah.
    thawt's ouw bawwy.
    mom! the bees awe bawck!
    if anybody needs
    tuwu make a caww, now's the time.
    i got a feewing we'ww be
    wowking wate tonight!
    hewe's youw change. Have a gweat
    aftewnoon! oan i hewp who's next?
    wouwd uwu wike sowme honey with thawt?
    iwt iws bee-appwoved. Down't fowget these.
    miwk, cweam, cheese, iwt's aww me.
    awnd i down't see a nickew!
    sometimes i juwst feew
    wike a piece of meat!
    i had no idea.
    bawwy, i'm sowwy.
    have uwu got a moment?
    wouwd uwu excuse me?
    my mosquito associate wiww hewp uwu.
    sowwy i'm wate.
    he's a wawyew too?
    i was awweady a bwood-sucking pawasite.
    aww i needed was a bwiefcase.
    have a gweat aftewnoon!
    bawwy, i juwst got thiws huge tuwip owdew,
    awnd i cawn't get thewm anywhewe.
    no pwobwem, vannie.
    juwst weave iwt tuwu me.
    uwu'we a wifesavew, bawwy.
    oan i hewp who's next?
    aww wight, scwambwe, jocks!
    iwt's time tuwu fwy.
    thank uwu, bawwy!
    thawt bee iws wiving my wife!
    wet iwt gow, kenny.
    - whewn wiww thiws nightmawe end?!
    - wet iwt aww gow.
    - beautifuw day tuwu fwy.
    - suwe iws.
    between uwu awnd me,
    i was dying tuwu get out of thawt office.
    uwu have got
    tuwu stawt thinking bee, my fwiend.
    - thinking bee!
    - me?
    howd iwt. Wet's juwst stowp
    fow a second. Howd iwt.
    i'm sowwy. I'm sowwy, evewyone.
    oan we stowp hewe?
    i'm nowt making a majow wife decision
    duwing a pwoduction numbew!
    aww wight. Take ten, evewybody.
    wwap iwt up, guys.
    i had viwtuawwy no weheawsaw fow thawt.

     
  19. CanadaBunny

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    That was an amazing read xD
     
  20. EineReporterin_

    EineReporterin_ Well-Known Member

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    I‘ll never read this?
    --- Double Post Merged, Oct 31, 2019, Original Post Date: Oct 30, 2019 ---
    A big fat UwU spam for @CanadaBunny!!
     
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